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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:35 amby mighty_tiger_79
Found out last night that our 2yr old lab takes a toy to a small gap in the fence where our neighbours daughters (3 x 6 and under) all happily throw the plastic red bone for her to chase....
Yet with us, she does the typical "i want you to throw the ball/toy, but i dont wanna give it to you"
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:59 pmby Booney
Sir Paul McCartney made mention he and John Lennon once masturbated together, a very funny man on Twitter came up with this "response" from Liam Gallagher. ******* funny.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:43 pmby Bum Crack
Booney wrote:Sir Paul McCartney made mention he and John Lennon once masturbated together, a very funny man on Twitter came up with this "response" from Liam Gallagher. ******* funny.
I just read that in his accent too lol
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:07 pmby Corona Man
Noticing that Morrell was logged into the site... presumably while his missus drove him to Port Hughes
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:21 pmby Booney
Corona Man wrote:Noticing that Morrell was logged into the site... presumably while his missus drove him to Port Hughes
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:14 amby Lightning McQueen
Two made me laugh moments last night.
Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.
Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:55 amby mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:Two made me laugh moments last night.
Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.
Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.
Good ole Jason Lincoln by the sounds of it. Has a horrible strike rate when tipping on air!
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:14 amby Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Two made me laugh moments last night.
Turning right off of Port Wakefield Road on to Montague Road and noticed the sequence was out of whack, seemed strange, we went another complete rotation and still had not got a turn so I pulled out and turned on to Churchill Road North to get across. Got to the intersection and noticed both cars at the front of each queue were about a car length from the big white line, yep, they all missed another rotation, IDIOTS! And they were both cursing.
Watching the dogs on sky racing and there was a dog paying $1.15, one announcer said "$1.15 is far too short for me to have a punt, I wouldn't even bet on the sun coming up tomorrow at them odds" I found it funny.
Good ole Jason Lincoln by the sounds of it. Has a horrible strike rate when tipping on air!
Dog was Nangar Gift @ Dubbo race 4.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:07 pmby Dutchy
Going to the prelim final to do some research on one specific team for the GF, only for them to get beaten by 10 goals and not score a goal for the whole game
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:14 pmby Corona Man
Dutchy wrote:Going to the prelim final to do some research on one specific team for the GF, only for them to get beaten by 10 goals and not score a goal for the whole game
Makes for an easy report to match committee!
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:59 pmby Corona Man
The Collingwood supporters at my work all convincing each other they will get past Richmond on Friday night
The guy in the office next to mine is a Melbourne supporter, he asked me what its like to be a Hawthorn fan, spending time in the wilderness, and said that Clarko's game plan just doesn't stand up in September. I asked if he could lend me a map of said "wilderness", after 53 years your mob must know it like the back of your hand.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:44 pmby The Bedge
Corona Man wrote:said that Clarko's game plan just doesn't stand up in September.
26 finals, 16 wins @ 61.5%, 4x Premierships, 5x Grand Finals.. yup, it's a horrid game plan.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:48 pmby Brodlach
In fairness (and over his career it’s a stupid comment) his recent finals appearances haven’t been great
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:38 amby Brodlach
Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:42 amby Booney
Brodlach wrote:Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:43 amby Brodlach
Vicious bastards. Might be an omen for Friday
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:59 amby Dutchy
Brodlach wrote:Not funny for the person involved but driving to work a jogger being swooped by a magpie in the south parklands . I had tears rolling down my cheeks
Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:07 amby Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away
I had a freshly shaved scone years back as we had a Sunday training session at Kilburn Oval in preparation of a GF at that venue the following week, got out my car took two steps and thought someone had chucked a handful of rocks at me, this thing beaked me about 10 times in a few seconds and left me with blood pissing out of my head.
Got out of training though.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:59 amby Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dutchy wrote:Saw one at Campbelltown Oval years ago swooping a poor young boundary umpire, poor kid was so scared but couldn't run away
I had a freshly shaved scone years back as we had a Sunday training session at Kilburn Oval in preparation of a GF at that venue the following week, got out my car took two steps and thought someone had chucked a handful of rocks at me, this thing beaked me about 10 times in a few seconds and left me with blood pissing out of my head.
Got out of training though.
Should've painted eyes on the back of yer bonce.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:12 pmby Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:Should've painted eyes on the back of yer bonce.
Should've worn a propeller hat, it was pretty funny for the onlookers apparently seeing me get an air raid from the red baron unexpectedly.