Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:25 pm
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:You don't wanna ruffle their feathers
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You're too chicken
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:You don't wanna ruffle their feathers
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Brodlach wrote:Mitcham
Just get your butler to catch it.
Brodlach wrote:Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratched
Booney wrote:I've been dealing with a customer on a couple of little jobs in recent months, I had dealt with him before when he worked for another company and whilst he was hard work he was alright to work with, usually made some good margins on the jobs.
His new company, employer, is an absolute flog of this highest order, the type of bloke who swears, rants and raves and thinks it will bring him some favors. Not with me it won't.
They've picked up another job and wanted to give us the order, only a small job that I won't miss, just had the pleasure of telling him we aren't interested in the project. He completely lost his shit, went absolutely off his head. I wished him a good day and hung up.
He's just called my boss to complain, my boss went with "I'm 100% behind *Booneys* decision here, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day".
He's just tried both our mobiles 3 times.
Lightning McQueen wrote:Brodlach wrote:Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratched
Did the wife choose the maid or did you do the honours?
Brodlach wrote:
Joint decision
Lightning McQueen wrote:Brodlach wrote:
Joint decision
So she's a hot larger 63 year old then?
Ah Stupid season is in full force!Booney wrote:I've been dealing with a customer on a couple of little jobs in recent months, I had dealt with him before when he worked for another company and whilst he was hard work he was alright to work with, usually made some good margins on the jobs.
His new company, employer, is an absolute flog of this highest order, the type of bloke who swears, rants and raves and thinks it will bring him some favors. Not with me it won't.
They've picked up another job and wanted to give us the order, only a small job that I won't miss, just had the pleasure of telling him we aren't interested in the project. He completely lost his shit, went absolutely off his head. I wished him a good day and hung up.
He's just called my boss to complain, my boss went with "I'm 100% behind *Booneys* decision here, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day".
He's just tried both our mobiles 3 times. [emoji38]
The Bedge wrote:Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.
Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt'
On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.
The Betoota Advocate is amazing, I forgot to post this Dave Warner one oneArmchair expert wrote:https://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/sportsbet-publicly-euthanised-after-a-tragic-fall-during-the-melbourne-cup/?fbclid=IwAR3dKt2tzgbDt5UFNFq-jcIqUH0DHQPJyKbt5zE4688f-cO1rOaiMZ5GexU
amber_fluid wrote:The Bedge wrote:Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.
Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt'
On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.
Did you at least get a coffee and a biscuit for your troubles?
Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?
I did thanks to LPH telling us why his form guide will be late this week.
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Only yesterday, saw the Aussies training on news...