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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:You don't wanna ruffle their feathers

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You're too chicken

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:32 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Mitcham


Just get your butler to catch it.

Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratches

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:33 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratched

Did the wife choose the maid or did you do the honours?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:34 pm
by Brodlach
Booney wrote:I've been dealing with a customer on a couple of little jobs in recent months, I had dealt with him before when he worked for another company and whilst he was hard work he was alright to work with, usually made some good margins on the jobs.

His new company, employer, is an absolute flog of this highest order, the type of bloke who swears, rants and raves and thinks it will bring him some favors. Not with me it won't.

They've picked up another job and wanted to give us the order, only a small job that I won't miss, just had the pleasure of telling him we aren't interested in the project. He completely lost his shit, went absolutely off his head. I wished him a good day and hung up.

He's just called my boss to complain, my boss went with "I'm 100% behind *Booneys* decision here, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day".

He's just tried both our mobiles 3 times. :lol:


I thought HH3 had worked there for a while?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:35 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Thought the maid was a better option but she doesn’t like scratched

Did the wife choose the maid or did you do the honours?


Joint decision ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:41 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:
Joint decision ;)

So she's a hot larger 63 year old then?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:50 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Joint decision ;)

So she's a hot larger 63 year old then?


Yep :(

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:30 pm
by heater31
Booney wrote:I've been dealing with a customer on a couple of little jobs in recent months, I had dealt with him before when he worked for another company and whilst he was hard work he was alright to work with, usually made some good margins on the jobs.

His new company, employer, is an absolute flog of this highest order, the type of bloke who swears, rants and raves and thinks it will bring him some favors. Not with me it won't.

They've picked up another job and wanted to give us the order, only a small job that I won't miss, just had the pleasure of telling him we aren't interested in the project. He completely lost his shit, went absolutely off his head. I wished him a good day and hung up.

He's just called my boss to complain, my boss went with "I'm 100% behind *Booneys* decision here, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day".

He's just tried both our mobiles 3 times. [emoji38]
Ah Stupid season is in full force!

FYI the uninitiated here, Stupid season is where everyone in the construction game loses their mind on the 1st of November each year. Everything must be done before Christmas.....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:21 pm
by The Bedge
Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.

Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt' :lol:

On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:27 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.

Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt' :lol:

On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.


Did you at least get a coffee and a biscuit for your troubles?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:43 pm
by Brodlach
Did you not think to speak up early in the meeting?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:16 pm
by Armchair expert

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:14 pm
by The Dark Knight
Armchair expert wrote:https://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/sportsbet-publicly-euthanised-after-a-tragic-fall-during-the-melbourne-cup/?fbclid=IwAR3dKt2tzgbDt5UFNFq-jcIqUH0DHQPJyKbt5zE4688f-cO1rOaiMZ5GexU
The Betoota Advocate is amazing, I forgot to post this Dave Warner one oneImage

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:09 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
The Bedge wrote:Got called into a meeting from a guy at work, puzzled I headed in - sat there for an hour listening wondering WTF was going on and not really having much idea about the content (did know a little).. got allocated some tasks to follow up with.

Turns out he had got the wrong 'Matt' :lol:

On the upside, I don't need to follow up on those tasks anymore lol.


Did you at least get a coffee and a biscuit for your troubles?

He would'v eaten the whole bloody lot.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:07 am
by Booney
The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?

I did thanks to LPH telling us why his form guide will be late this week.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:27 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?

I did thanks to LPH telling us why his form guide will be late this week.


Same same.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:35 am
by Brodlach
I did, been offered tickets

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:24 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Only yesterday, saw the Aussies training on news...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:33 am
by Spargo
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Only yesterday, saw the Aussies training on news...


They train?