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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:36 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Only yesterday, saw the Aussies training on news...


They train?
They have too, the bus drivers have all been sacked, poor standards.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:53 am
by HH3
I didnt know Australia still had a team

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:54 am
by Brodlach
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:55 am
by HH3
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?


Yes

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:57 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?


He lost interest around the World Series days.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:06 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?


He lost interest around the World Series days.


Crickets boring

*watches a 6 hour 13 inning 2-1 game of baseball

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:19 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?

HH3 thinks Mark Taylor just stepped down as Captain, not stepped down from the Board.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:20 am
by HH3
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?

HH3 thinks Mark Taylor just stepped down as Captain, not stepped down from the Board.


Is he still selling Plas-a-visions?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:27 am
by Spargo
HH3 wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?

HH3 thinks Mark Taylor just stepped down as Captain, not stepped down from the Board.


Is he still selling Plas-a-visions?


Nah, “Straya’s favourite air”...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:42 am
by heater31
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:I didnt know Australia still had a team

Is that because you haven’t watched them since 1999?


He lost interest around the World Series days.


Crickets boring

*watches a 6 hour 13 inning 2-1 game of baseball
Cricket fans do that for 5 days pal [emoji6]

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:44 am
by Dutchy
Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?


Im going along tomorrow night, my boys want to go, only incentive for me is to so some casual pitch siding on Betfair.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:59 am
by Trader
Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?


Im going along tomorrow night, my boys want to go, only incentive for me is to so some casual pitch siding on Betfair.


You going to do that through a proxy or over the phone? If via the phone, any benefit you get is lost in the time they take.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:02 pm
by Lightning McQueen
heater31 wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Crickets boring

*watches a 6 hour 13 inning 2-1 game of baseball
Cricket fans do that for 5 days pal [emoji6]

And only have two inning each

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:22 pm
by Dutchy
Trader wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:The Aus v SA one-dayer is in Adelaide tomorrow, who the **** knew about that?


Im going along tomorrow night, my boys want to go, only incentive for me is to so some casual pitch siding on Betfair.


You going to do that through a proxy or over the phone? If via the phone, any benefit you get is lost in the time they take.


On phone, everyone is exposed to the delay, TV is delayed by a few seconds though and thats the advantage.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:58 am
by Lightning McQueen
Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:05 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.


Does she have any doctors certificates?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:06 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.


Like many workplace laws there's ways and means around it.

Performance management, which includes attendances, needs to be monitored and documented closely. With that sort of attendance record management are well within their rights to suggest the woman consults a physician to obtain a clearance to say she is fit for work as opposed to her coughing up sick certificates / pharmacists certificates that are obtained for anywhere upwards of $20 nowadays.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:14 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Does she have any doctors certificates?

For most here you don't need one for having a single day off.

She has been a serial offender for a long time and more often than not she will get on her bportal as soon as she returns and classify it as annual leave if it's multiple days.

It's her managers fault IMO, she created the monster and didn't put a stop to it when it was starting to become a problem, yet she'd come and whinge to me about her to no end and tell me what she's going to do about it upon her return.

she has messaged me many times while being absent warning me against going to certain KFC's, telling me that she's stuck in hospital with an illness that the doctors can't diagnose.

She is so full of shit, we have caught her out at least 10 times.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:17 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Like many workplace laws there's ways and means around it.

Performance management, which includes attendances, needs to be monitored and documented closely. With that sort of attendance record management are well within their rights to suggest the woman consults a physician to obtain a clearance to say she is fit for work as opposed to her coughing up sick certificates / pharmacists certificates that are obtained for anywhere upwards of $20 nowadays.

Her manager is a toothless tiger, she quite often claims to be hospitalised, I tell the manager to ask where so she can send some flowers.

If I was the manager I'd get a PI or do something to monitor what's going on one way or another as she is still posting on FB like nothing is going on.

She's even used to Grandma dying, and went to a pretend funeral a few days later to keep the story running.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:23 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Does she have any doctors certificates?

For most here you don't need one for having a single day off.

She has been a serial offender for a long time and more often than not she will get on her bportal as soon as she returns and classify it as annual leave if it's multiple days.

It's her managers fault IMO, she created the monster and didn't put a stop to it when it was starting to become a problem, yet she'd come and whinge to me about her to no end and tell me what she's going to do about it upon her return.

she has messaged me many times while being absent warning me against going to certain KFC's, telling me that she's stuck in hospital with an illness that the doctors can't diagnose.

She is so full of shit, we have caught her out at least 10 times.
Yeah it doesnt help when the Manager isnt strict on things.
Our policy is for mondays, fridays and before/after public holidays then a Doc certificate is needed.
If she is never there, they could just make her job part time?? But that might suit her more...

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