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stan wrote:

Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

This is on par with another talking about putting barcodes on money because people can't count.

FFS we are really doing well as a race at the moment.

amber_fluid wrote:I’m not the **** that can’t count it’s the younger generation today that can’t!

amber_fluid wrote:

stan wrote:

Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

This is on par with another talking about putting barcodes on money because people can't count.

FFS we are really doing well as a race at the moment.

I’m not the **** that can’t count it’s the younger generation today that can’t!

RB wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:I’m not the **** that can’t count it’s the younger generation today that can’t!

You might want to turn your focus to punctuation and grammar though.

locky801 wrote:Wedgies sense of humour

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Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:If you can't eat a sausage and onion in bread without endangering your life the gene pool doesn't need you.

I know you're taking the piss here - however one generally wouldn't endanger their own life by a piece of onion falling off their snag and lets face it - some operators are pretty slack in their placement of onion.

However an unsuspecting bystander may have fallen and done themselves a mischief as a result of said fallen onion.

Unfortunately, it's the litigious world we live in nowadays .

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.

Still not back, 7 consecutive days this run.

HH3 wrote:
She's livin the dream

HH3 wrote:Once they realise they can get away with it, you have a problem.

I think I've told this story before. Before I was in charge of the warehouse, two of the storeman were arguing about who had had more time off. It was very rare that both of them were at work on the same day.

To settle the argument, one of the rocket surgeons decided to ask the General Manager to check the records.

Both of them had had over 50 days off that financial year, and there was only one day difference between them.

The GM at the time was useless, so hadnt noticed until the warehouse guys basically dobbed themselves in. They got a talking to by the toothless tiger, and came into work every day for probably three weeks. After that, it went back to normal, with them taking alternating days off, with no consequences.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.

Still not back, 7 consecutive days this run.

HH3 wrote:Every morning, I get in an hour earlier than my officemate, and grab all the work she didnt get done the day before and smash it out. This usually puts me behind most days, and depending on the day, can seriously f**k me.

Today I looked at the full tray, and thought "Nah, f**k her" and left it in there. Now I'm doing some stuff I've been trying to do for weeks.

The best part is the snarky comments she's been making about how full her tray is.

If I could fire her, she'd be gone today.

Booney wrote:

HH3 wrote:Every morning, I get in an hour earlier than my officemate, and grab all the work she didnt get done the day before and smash it out. This usually puts me behind most days, and depending on the day, can seriously f**k me.

Today I looked at the full tray, and thought "Nah, f**k her" and left it in there. Now I'm doing some stuff I've been trying to do for weeks.

The best part is the snarky comments she's been making about how full her tray is.

If I could fire her, she'd be gone today.

Wasting your precious time.