Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:13 pm
Funny to think that snags in bread have structural integrity
Booney wrote:Do people think the sausage is some kind of magical device that will prevent the onions from falling off the bread? How will the sausage stop the onions from falling?
What then if the bread gets so soggy as the oily onions have sodden the bread to a point that it loses all structural integrity and the onions burn your hands? Will we now need the onions presented tepid to avoid burn hazards?
What if the lubricious onions fail to prevent the aforementioned sausage from slipping and, not unlike a seagull, you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Footy Chick wrote:Funny to think that snags in bread have structural integrity
Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Do people think the sausage is some kind of magical device that will prevent the onions from falling off the bread? How will the sausage stop the onions from falling?
What then if the bread gets so soggy as the oily onions have sodden the bread to a point that it loses all structural integrity and the onions burn your hands? Will we now need the onions presented tepid to avoid burn hazards?
What if the lubricious onions fail to prevent the aforementioned sausage from slipping and, not unlike a seagull, you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
There was discussion at work as Smiths are bringing out a sausage and sauce flavoured chip then this dumb chick says "Tell them to make sure it's a Bunnings sausage because they are the best".
I tried to point out that the volunteers buy the snags from the place of their choice, she wouldn't have a bar of it, she thinks that Bunnings actually make the snags.
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Do people think the sausage is some kind of magical device that will prevent the onions from falling off the bread? How will the sausage stop the onions from falling?
What then if the bread gets so soggy as the oily onions have sodden the bread to a point that it loses all structural integrity and the onions burn your hands? Will we now need the onions presented tepid to avoid burn hazards?
What if the lubricious onions fail to prevent the aforementioned sausage from slipping and, not unlike a seagull, you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
There was discussion at work as Smiths are bringing out a sausage and sauce flavoured chip then this dumb chick says "Tell them to make sure it's a Bunnings sausage because they are the best".
I tried to point out that the volunteers buy the snags from the place of their choice, she wouldn't have a bar of it, she thinks that Bunnings actually make the snags.
At least she's there.....
Footy Chick wrote:Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Depends whose sausage it is
Footy Chick wrote:Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Depends whose sausage it is
Footy Chick wrote:Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Depends whose sausage it is
Footy Chick wrote:Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Depends whose sausage it is
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I certainly didnt see that coming....
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I certainly didnt see that coming....
Booney wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Depends whose sausage it is
Booney wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I certainly didnt see that coming....
That's.
What.
She.
Said.
Footy Chick wrote:Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?
Depends whose sausage it is