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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:13 pm
by Footy Chick
Funny to think that snags in bread have structural integrity :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:15 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Do people think the sausage is some kind of magical device that will prevent the onions from falling off the bread? How will the sausage stop the onions from falling?

What then if the bread gets so soggy as the oily onions have sodden the bread to a point that it loses all structural integrity and the onions burn your hands? Will we now need the onions presented tepid to avoid burn hazards?

What if the lubricious onions fail to prevent the aforementioned sausage from slipping and, not unlike a seagull, you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


There was discussion at work as Smiths are bringing out a sausage and sauce flavoured chip then this dumb chick says "Tell them to make sure it's a Bunnings sausage because they are the best".

I tried to point out that the volunteers buy the snags from the place of their choice, she wouldn't have a bar of it, she thinks that Bunnings actually make the snags.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:15 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Footy Chick wrote:Funny to think that snags in bread have structural integrity :lol:

Aren't Subway employees "Sandwich artists"?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:15 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Do people think the sausage is some kind of magical device that will prevent the onions from falling off the bread? How will the sausage stop the onions from falling?

What then if the bread gets so soggy as the oily onions have sodden the bread to a point that it loses all structural integrity and the onions burn your hands? Will we now need the onions presented tepid to avoid burn hazards?

What if the lubricious onions fail to prevent the aforementioned sausage from slipping and, not unlike a seagull, you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


There was discussion at work as Smiths are bringing out a sausage and sauce flavoured chip then this dumb chick says "Tell them to make sure it's a Bunnings sausage because they are the best".

I tried to point out that the volunteers buy the snags from the place of their choice, she wouldn't have a bar of it, she thinks that Bunnings actually make the snags.


At least she's there.....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:16 pm
by Footy Chick
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Do people think the sausage is some kind of magical device that will prevent the onions from falling off the bread? How will the sausage stop the onions from falling?

What then if the bread gets so soggy as the oily onions have sodden the bread to a point that it loses all structural integrity and the onions burn your hands? Will we now need the onions presented tepid to avoid burn hazards?

What if the lubricious onions fail to prevent the aforementioned sausage from slipping and, not unlike a seagull, you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


There was discussion at work as Smiths are bringing out a sausage and sauce flavoured chip then this dumb chick says "Tell them to make sure it's a Bunnings sausage because they are the best".

I tried to point out that the volunteers buy the snags from the place of their choice, she wouldn't have a bar of it, she thinks that Bunnings actually make the snags.


At least she's there.....


She's not either today, had Monday, Wednesday and today off. :lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:20 pm
by Booney
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)


:shock:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)


:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:35 pm
by woodublieve12
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)



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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:38 pm
by Booney
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)



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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:40 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
I certainly didnt see that coming....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:40 pm
by Booney
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I certainly didnt see that coming....


That's.

What.

She.

Said.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:50 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I certainly didnt see that coming....

Neither did the seagull.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:53 pm
by woodublieve12
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)



Image


That's a funny looking penguin

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:54 pm
by Booney
It's a penguin sausage, silly.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:06 pm
by tipper
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I certainly didnt see that coming....


That's.

What.

She.

Said.


camouflage condoms??

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:18 pm
by Grenville
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote: you find yourself in a position of vulnerability with a length of sausage down your throat?


Depends whose sausage it is 8)


That made me laugh, well played.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:03 pm
by The Dark Knight
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:48 am
by DOC
A brilliant piece of marketing.

Zero cost, last a week, probably longer, sales in their stores will go through the roof, and some charities will sell even more snags. Onion farmers probably happy as well.

On a more serious note, footage from interstate shows that a bun instead of bread was used frequently. Is this better or is it messing with a long held tradition?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:18 am
by HH3
BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.