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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:41 am
by mighty_tiger_79
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:46 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:50 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


Investigators have hit a snag.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:53 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


We need better gun-ion control.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:55 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


Investigators have hit a snag.


I heard the same thing from another sauce...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Investigators have hit a snag.


I heard the same thing from another sauce...

The lead suspect is inbred.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:10 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:BREAKING NEWS

Theres been a mass onion slipping at Woodville Bunnings.

One down, three slightly startled.

Witnesses at the scene describe a warzone, with tomato sauce everywhere.

The suspect, a 63 year old male volunteer from an undisclosed sporting club, has been detained and will undergo a psychiatric assessment.

Donald Trump has condemned the mass slipping, but the Left are placing blame on the administration and their lack of Onion Control.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of this disaster.


If the victims had had more sausages maybe the bad guy couldn't have done what he did?


We need better gun-ion control.


Easily your best work.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:18 am
by HH3
NIce backhanded compliment...cheers

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:25 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:NIce backhanded compliment...cheers

I thought you were on a roll.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:26 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:NIce backhanded compliment...cheers


You picked up on that?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:51 pm
by tipper
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:57 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Tossing up between Tasha and Wil.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:28 pm
by Footy Chick
Thing that makes me laugh most about this, is that not one of those people would dare say any of that to his face :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:30 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Footy Chick wrote:Thing that makes me laugh most about this, is that not one of those people would dare say any of that to his face :lol:

Nek minnit.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:48 pm
by valleys07
Lightning McQueen wrote:Tossing up between Tasha and Wil.


Wil by a neck.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:34 am
by Bluedemon
Good to see Gladstone Small doing well

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:24 pm
by RustyCage
So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:55 pm
by heater31
RustyCage wrote:So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
Guessing the fishing rod belongs to you [emoji6]

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:30 pm
by RustyCage
heater31 wrote:
RustyCage wrote:So somewhere in the middle of Lake Bonney is a fish dragging a fishing rod around behind it!
Guessing the fishing rod belongs to you [emoji6]


Yep!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:50 am
by Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work totally taking the piss, has a horrible attendance record but has excelled recently.
Here's the last 5 weeks.

Week 1: Had the Tuesday off.
Week 2: Went home early Wednesday, took the Thursday and Friday off.
Week 3: Had the Monday off.
Week 4: Had Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off.
This week: Has had Monday and today off, hasn't been here for a week this time.

The laws are so crap now, there's people out there desperate for employment.

Still not back, 7 consecutive days this run.

Still away, TTP!!