The fourteen deadly sins

The seven deadly sins: lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, anger, envy, and pride. I can easily commit each of these mortal vices in any given day. And frequently do.
Now those spoilsports at the Vatican have made it harder by adding another seven sins to the list:
- polluting
- genetic engineering
- being obscenely rich
- drug dealing
- abortion
- pedophilia
- causing social injustice,
source: http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 62,00.html
How the hell am I supposed to commit genetic engineering? Also the likelihood of me becoming obscenely rich is only slightly less remote than the chance of me undergoing an abortion. With the water restrictions I'd find it difficult to grow a dope plant in the backyard. I couldn't commit social injustice on a large scale unless I got myself elected to parliament, and nobody would be able to fiddle more kids than the Catholic church itself has done over the years, ironically.
That leaves only pollution. I guess I could toss an Iced Coffee carton out of the car window on the way home tonight.
On the plus side, the movie Se7en is long overdue for a sequel... Bring on Fourteen!
Now those spoilsports at the Vatican have made it harder by adding another seven sins to the list:
- polluting
- genetic engineering
- being obscenely rich
- drug dealing
- abortion
- pedophilia
- causing social injustice,
source: http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 62,00.html
How the hell am I supposed to commit genetic engineering? Also the likelihood of me becoming obscenely rich is only slightly less remote than the chance of me undergoing an abortion. With the water restrictions I'd find it difficult to grow a dope plant in the backyard. I couldn't commit social injustice on a large scale unless I got myself elected to parliament, and nobody would be able to fiddle more kids than the Catholic church itself has done over the years, ironically.
That leaves only pollution. I guess I could toss an Iced Coffee carton out of the car window on the way home tonight.
On the plus side, the movie Se7en is long overdue for a sequel... Bring on Fourteen!