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Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 1:38 pm**

Not sure if this has been posted before, but a friend just pointed me toward the following :shock:

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/ ... May%202008

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 1:55 pm**

There is just so much wrong with that, I don't know where to start :shock:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 1:56 pm**

He obviously bought Herbie, The Love Bug.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:08 pm**

hilarious! :lol:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:17 pm**

WTF!!!!!!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:19 pm**

Scarily, I don't think pumping his own tyres is the worst part ... Admitting to it is surely an issue of equal or greater concern?!?!? :shock:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:46 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 3:44 pm**

Constance_Perm wrote:Not sure if this has been posted before, but a friend just pointed me toward the following

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/ ... May%202008

Reminds me of the following case of "autoerotic asphyxia" which surfaced some time in the nineties. There used to be a website which had the entire forensics article including pictures, but a quick google only turned up the following snippet:

Take the case of the Texan with the VW. Dubbed “The Love Bug Case” in forensic circles, it is perhaps the most infamous of all autoerotic fatalities. The victim, a family man and airline pilot, had a harness custom made, (not unlike those used for safety by rock-climbers,) which went around his waist, under his buttocks and up between his legs, attaching in front to a chain that was in turn, attached to the Volkswagen. The car was rigged, in low gear, to drive around in circles. Whether he was going to run naked behind the car or be dragged on the ground remains unclear to this day. What we do know is this: at some point the chain got caught on the revolving rear axle and began to reel him in like a fish on a line. Tripping and falling repeatedly, he struggled in vain to get to the ignition switch as the ever shortening chain pulled him towards his fate. In the final seconds, the chain pulled him into the rear wheel-well, smashing his genitals against the tire, his chest against the fender, and crushing the air from his lungs.

So many questions. What was he thinking? Was this his first time, or was this a kind of hobby? Were gladiator movies somehow to blame? Who put the bag over his head in the crime scene photos? Do you think his family kept the car? The answers either died with him or are simply too trivial for consideration.

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=50891

The really interested among you might care to dig up the original journal article:
Rupp JC. The love bug. J Forensic Sci 1973;18:259-62

(edit) another paragraph on the above case, more succinctly written:

Perhaps the most bizarre case of a (quasi) AA death in the literature is that of J.C. Rupp's classic "Love Bug." An airline pilot drove his Volkswagen Bug to a secluded, roughly circular, flat clearing. He stripped naked and attached around his torso a chain harness which was attached to the Bug's rear bumper by a ten-foot length of chain. He tied his belt to the steering wheel and strapped it down so that the wheel was completely counter-clockwise. He started the engine and let the Bug pull him in overlapping circles. At some point, he tired of this and approached the car presumably to turn off the engine. At this point a serious "pilot error" occurred. The chain began to wind around the left rear axle and he was pulled into the left wheel area and asphyxiated by extreme compression against the car.

http://www.seangabb.co.uk/freelife/flhtm/fl20auto.htm

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 3:51 pm**

I am a bit worried as I cant stop LMAO !!!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 4:01 pm**

Great...gives a whole new meaning to "Blowing a gasket" :lol:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 4:04 pm**

Fair enough if he had a Falcon XR but a Vee Dub?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 5:32 pm**

Did anyone read the comments posted at the bottom of the article, some rippers in there !!!

Very bizarre indeed !

Falcon XR maybe Wedgie, but a GT would be better - twin pipes !!! :shock:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 6:06 pm**

Two more:

http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/184183.html

http://lifestyle.in.msn.com/relationshi ... id=1413577

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 6:10 pm**

Check out the guy in one of these I found - he reckons he's had sex with a chopper!

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 6:19 pm**

As you all know by now I am fond of my cars, but for sex a pleasant woman is an essential requirement. :wink:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 6:37 pm**

Constance_Perm wrote:Scarily, I don't think pumping his own tyres is the worst part ... Admitting to it is surely an issue of equal or greater concern?!?!?

As is discovering that you read Closer magazine :shock:

...you just become a sicker puppy every day don't you :wink:

Anyone else think that his dad is far too understanding and might be hiding a little secret of his own :-k

Regards
JAS

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 9:35 pm**

Is it a consenting car?

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 6:47 am**

Should have read original post a little closer...we just had an advert on tv for a show on Wednesday...
This is the description from chanel five's online tv listings...so if you're lucky it might find it's way down to you guys too

TV guide close window Close Window

Five

Strangelove (Documentary)
Time - 22:00 - 23:05 (1 hour and 5 minutes long)
When - Wednesday 28th May on five
My Car is My Lover. Episode 1.
Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This film follows two men who have sexual relationships with their cars. These self-proclaimed 'mechaphiles' talk candidly about the nature of their passion before embarking on a road trip to attend a car show in California. How will these two rather different men react when they meet each other for the first time?
(New Series, Subtitles)

Highlighted due to the 'New Series' smart search. Found a 'New Series' smart search keyword in the programme description, keywords

I think what worries me is that it is Episode 1...I checked and it's 1 of 2.

Regards
JAS

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 1:38 pm**

because vw's have their engines in the rear, does that mean this TOOLSQUEEZER is doing it up the bum?

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 6:27 pm**

If you can't wait to see the show here's a clip...there is another I ain't posting a link :-&

amp; ...too gross imho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1MPsoftW9A

Regards
JAS

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