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Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:03 pm**

1. Most violent workplace accident?

2. Ever been busted having sex?

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:08 pm**

1. Was climbing some shelves, slipped down and scraped/banged my ribs on one of the shelves
2. no
3. no
4. yes, and I was the cause

5. yes, yes, yes, no
6. yes
7. no
8. the ability to pee discretely

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:13 pm**

felicity shagwell wrote:1. Most violent workplace accident? - fell over in the slush pit of the butchers shop.

2. Ever been busted having sex?- yes by myself

3. Ever busted someone else having sex? yep

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public? yep, me

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex? yep

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball? no

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?no

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

wouldnt change a thing, we're perfect!

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:39 pm**

felicity shagwell wrote:1. Most violent workplace accident?

2. Ever been busted having sex?

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

1. Decided that its a good idea to have a box full off books and im talking thick books, fall on my head.
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. Yes
6. No
7. No
8. The ability to understand women and be able to work them out!

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:27 pm**

1. Most violent workplace accident?

Smashed thumb with 4 lb hammer, broken bone, split end open(3 stitches), and lost the nail

2. Ever been busted having sex?

Yes, by ex's 14 yo brother, he caught us in his bed :oops:

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?

Yes, mate & his girlfriend in back seat of my car at country footy game (car parked at edge of oval) :shock:

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?

Only animals

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?

Yes, no, no, no

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?

no

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?

no

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

bring back pre feminist world :wink:

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:58 pm**

felicity shagwell wrote:1. Most violent workplace accident? Hit my head on a brick, leant (with my elbow) on "smooth edge"- the greatest misnomer of all time!

2. Ever been busted having sex? yes- a few times

3. Ever busted someone else having sex? I think so

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public? I thought McLeod had a woody when he was being stretchered off in the 2003 Prelim final- hard not to see, was watching on a giant tv, & there was much sledging going on.

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex? no,yes, no, yes (msn)

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball? that's ridiculous!

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball? even more ridiculous!

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change? Make women think logically (ie like men)

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:13 pm**

felicity shagwell wrote:1. Most violent workplace accident?

2. Ever been busted having sex?

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

1.Sliced thumb with Stanley knife,8 stitches. (Witnessed a guy lose hid thumb on a mill,blooood)

2.Yes,the mother-in-law lived with us for a year,and in she walks.Glory denied.

3.Yes,the brother-in-law at his 21st in his bathroom with his girl on the sink.LMFAO

4.I dont spend any time looking for erections in public.

5.No,no,no,yes.

6.Yes,my old man used to do it to me all the time.

7.Yes,I have a son now,what else am I meant to do but pass it on.

8.Create a third sex,they couldn't be any harder to under stand!

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:20 pm**

I accidently just read Booney's answer 6 to question 5....hmmmm :shock:

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:21 pm**

Falcon Chick wrote:I accidently just read Booney's answer 6 to question 5....hmmmm

Umm,lets not go there. :shock:

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:16 pm**

1. Most violent workplace accident?
I had trigger finger on my r/h middle finger. What a great few weeks that was i got to give the finger to all.
2. Ever been busted having sex?
Yes a few times
3. Ever busted someone else having sex?
Yes and i still have the nightmares i walked in on my fokes
4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?
nope but i have heard stories about it
5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?
nope, nope, nope, nope
6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?
nope
7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?
nope
8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?
Let women be a man for a day and vice versa.

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:40 pm**

1. Stanley Knife through the side of the hand

2. Yep, couple different times and places

3. Yep, coupla ppl

4. You mean someone other than myself? No, I haven't, and not about to start looking

5. Yep x 4

6. Nope

7. Nope

8. Nothing

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:01 pm**

felicity shagwell wrote:1. Most violent workplace accident?

2. Ever been busted having sex?

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

8. Well it wouldn't be to log on to a website pretending I'm a chick :lol:

regards,

REB

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:43 pm**

felicity shagwell wrote:1. Most violent workplace accident? Boiling hot slice of pizza thrown at my face at Bakers Delight.

2. Ever been busted having sex? Yes, girlfriends lil brother.

3. Ever busted someone else having sex? Yes, bust my mates all the time.

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public? Yes, Myself. On the train, sitting across from a stunner!

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat sex? NO to all. Boring! Just lots of the real thing.

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball? No

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball? Yes, tastes like chicken!

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change? Nothing. We are the perfect species of homonanoids! Ask Darwin.

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:10 pm**

duncs7 wrote:
felicity shagwell wrote:2. Ever been busted having sex? Yes, girlfriends lil brother.

Umm ... Nevermind ...

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:48 pm**

Shagwell...! Where do you get your ideas from...? What book are you reading..?

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:00 pm**

Dog_ger wrote:Shagwell...! Where do you get your ideas from...? What book are you reading..?

She's a brick short of a load Dogger.... *PR runs & hides in a Tibetan monastery*

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:01 pm**

Rik E Boy wrote:8. Well it wouldn't be to log on to a website pretending I'm a chick

regards,

REB

HUH???!!!

Dog_ger wrote:Shagwell...! Where do you get your ideas from...? What book are you reading..?

"If... Questions for the Game of Life" by Evelyn McFarlane and james Saywell
"Zobmondo" by Randy Horn
"More Quirky Questions" by Sandy McCutcheon

Punk Rooster wrote:*PR runs & hides in a Tibetan monastery*

You should be scared punky...

Posted: **Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:18 am**

1. Most violent workplace accident?

Fell down ladder, bruised neck

2. Ever been busted having sex?

Yes, bouncer at Lennies carpark, told us to move on- I finished pretty soon after anyway. Them were the days.

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?

Yes, girl giving a guy a gobby in the Marion shopping centre carpark.

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?

Try not to look

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?

no well tryed to but fell asleep b4 I was put through to someone- got a phone bill $60 from some African country, yes, no, went on Msn but very boring

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?

no, it is good?

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?

no, as above or is it just a sick fetish

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?

Grow breast

Posted: **Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:57 pm**

Constance_Perm wrote:
duncs7 wrote:
felicity shagwell wrote:2. Ever been busted having sex? Yes, By girlfriends lil brother.

Umm ... Nevermind ...

Umm ... Poor wording there! lol

Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:48 am**

ROFLMAO

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