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If you find yourself feeling a bit stretched and under pressure next Wednesday (Thursday for you I think) it might just be because of this thing...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... lt-it.html

Suddenly find yourself being inexplicably drawn northwards then on behalf of our mad scientists...ooooop sorry about that

...and the dolphins asked me to say 'so long and thanks for all the fish'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ

Anyone who can get BBC Radio4 can follow the end of the world live...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/bigbang/

Regards
JAS

They are switching it on any minute now...

So...just in case....thanks for everything....it's been a hoot (mostly)

Lots of love
JAS

Geeez...talk about an anti-climax

They only sent the beam 3km....just tried again...10km this time.

Our news reckon it will be about 2hrs before it goes the full 27km.

Meanwhile the best the presenter (male) can do is question the scientist about why there are no women in the control centre and what a cultural imbalance that is....

Regards
JAS

Send some, of whatever your on to C/- Dog-ger@Centralsfootyclub.com.au

We will have it analised and duplicated.

We will make $$$,000.000

Dog_ger wrote:Send some, of whatever your on to C/- Dog-ger@Centralsfootyclub.com.au

We will have it analised and duplicated.

We will make $$$,000.000

Haha....almost wish I was on something.

They've completed the first full circuit now....how boring was that?

Starting to think the 'experts' are on something though...one just explained the experiment as like trying to discover what mince pies are made of by smashing them together at almost the speed of light and examining the bits duh

....and the reporters...they just asked someone if they found the theoretical partical they're looking for...after an hour and a half

Regards
JAS

i've been waing for the end of the world, so that I can score a hot looking chick, as everone wants to get laid 1 more time before they die!

Forgot about our impending doom today.....

stan wrote:Forgot about our impending doom today.....

You didn't miss much

A computer screen that didn't seem to do anything much and a few cheering boffins....you'd think after 30 years of planning and spending £5bn they could have had something to see

Punk Rooster wrote:i've been waing for the end of the world, so that I can score a hot looking chick, as everone wants to get laid 1 more time before they die!

I tried using the 'end of the world' excuse ...he wasn't convinced ah well there's still chocolate and cake.

Regards
JAS

Oh crap, didn't bother to do some work yesterday because I thought I wouldn't be here today. Does nothing run on time anymore? Can't even end the world on schedule...

thought this was another Telstra DOOM thread...

Large Hadron Collider - live webcams!

http://www.lhc-live.com/

Pseudo wrote:Large Hadron Collider - live webcams!

http://www.lhc-live.com/

that's great

Regards
JAS

We may still be doomed - they don't actually collide the particles until mid October. I somehow think we will be safe though!

Punk Rooster wrote:i've been waing for the end of the world, so that I can score a hot looking chick, as everone wants to get laid 1 more time before they die!

That'll make the machine 'The Hard-On Collider'

Why didn't they get the black hole thing happening before Norwood won?

Boys and their toys...typical...they've only gone and broken it already

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7626944.stm

Regards
JAS

Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

smac wrote:Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

She probably unplugged the LHC so she could plug in her vacuum cleaner...

Pseudo wrote:

smac wrote:Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

She probably unplugged the LHC so she could plug in her vacuum cleaner...

Oh right...so....what?.....you think it's going to clean itself?

Regards
JAS

JAS wrote:

Pseudo wrote:

smac wrote:Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

She probably unplugged the LHC so she could plug in her vacuum cleaner...

Oh right...so....what?.....you think it's going to clean itself?

Regards
JAS

So long as I don't have to do it, I don't care what happens.