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Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:55 pm
by Failed Creation
Footy Chick wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Today was most definitely a Tits-Out Tuesday at my work. I rate that. :YMPARTY:

However, I don't rate anorexic middle-aged women wearing shorts that expose their butt cheeks. :vom:

You work with Footy Chick?



WTF? :shock:

Great. Tarnished with the same brush 20 years after the incident. :lol:


I'm sure George still remembers too...

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:44 am
by Johno6
the missus surprising me with a trip to perth for the weekend for my 30th
had no idea till we got to the airport.

at airport surprised me with another couple who we are friends with coming.
then at hotel in perth surprised me again with 2 other couples ( 2 of my best mates and their partners)
then went to the wildcats game. was a **** great weekend.


I also had sex......twice!

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:20 am
by dedja
I hope that you remembered to numbed your hand beforehand ...

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:24 am
by Johno6
Nah, I like the element of surprise.

Makes me feel so naughty.

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:31 am
by Booney
Johno6 wrote:the missus surprising me with a trip to perth for the weekend for my 30th
had no idea till we got to the airport.

at airport surprised me with another couple who we are friends with coming.
then at hotel in perth surprised me again with 2 other couples ( 2 of my best mates and their partners)
then went to the wildcats game. was a **** great weekend.


I also had sex......twice!


Are you one of the blokes in that Carlton Mid TV ad? Love that ad...

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:34 am
by Johno6
haha!!

that's exactly what dude at work said to me.

that ad is classic

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:21 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:
Johno6 wrote:the missus surprising me with a trip to perth for the weekend for my 30th
had no idea till we got to the airport.

at airport surprised me with another couple who we are friends with coming.
then at hotel in perth surprised me again with 2 other couples ( 2 of my best mates and their partners)
then went to the wildcats game. was a **** great weekend.


I also had sex......twice!


Are you one of the blokes in that Carlton Mid TV ad? Love that ad...


It sounds like his missus likes the ad also

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:33 am
by Johno6
The ad on tv about prem ejac.
and the guy grabs the xbox controller to start playing after 60 seconds of wrestling.

some of the best acting you will ever see

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:25 pm
by Jase
The finish to the Kentucky v Arkansas college game this afternoon...

In OT Arkansas scores a massive put back dunk with 0.2 seconds left to win the game...

Awesome...

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Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:28 pm
by scoob
Johno6 wrote:the missus surprising me with a trip to perth for the weekend for my 30th
had no idea till we got to the airport.

at airport surprised me with another couple who we are friends with coming.
then at hotel in perth surprised me again with 2 other couples ( 2 of my best mates and their partners)
then went to the wildcats game. was a **** great weekend.


I also had sex......twice!


With your missus or did she surprise you with a hot hooker?

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:29 pm
by scoob
Hot weather - hotter the better

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:31 pm
by Johno6
technically she doesn't know about the second time...

now im not saying if its because it was with someone else, or because she was asleep.

but if it comes up in convo with her, just say you heard we bonked once.....

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:46 pm
by Spargo
Johno6 wrote:technically she doesn't know about the second time...

now im not saying if its because it was with someone else, or because she was asleep.

but if it comes up in convo with her, just say you heard we bonked once.....

Sex while she's asleep - the only time it's ok to moan another name.

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:53 pm
by HH3
Spargo wrote:
Johno6 wrote:technically she doesn't know about the second time...

now im not saying if its because it was with someone else, or because she was asleep.

but if it comes up in convo with her, just say you heard we bonked once.....

Sex while she's asleep - the only time it's ok to moan another name.


I dont think moaning someone elses names really gonna matter that much when you're raping someone :lol:

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:35 pm
by Johno6
Jesus Christ.

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:38 pm
by Spargo
You started this Johno6.

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:21 pm
by HH3
I rate this hot weather....for one reason only...

It makes my wang look bigger

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:32 pm
by Squids
To whomever deleted my post Q would of understood it.

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:11 pm
by Spargo
Squids wrote:To whomever deleted my post Q would of understood it.

I think he's the only one that reads them now.

Re: Things that you rate!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:14 pm
by Squids
Spargo wrote:
Squids wrote:To whomever deleted my post Q would of understood it.

I think he's the only one that reads them now.


das it mane