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An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Coke machine at work decided it needed my money more than I did but didn't want to give me a can in return.

I ring the number on the machine to report a fault, they tell they've reset the machine and for me to check, it's too far from my office so they just do a bank transfer to refund my $2.

I go to offending machine and press the coke button, it spits one out for me, it then chucks out my $2....................winning.

You’re drinking Coke, you ain’t winning

Brodlach wrote:You’re drinking Coke, you ain’t winning

He might have a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his draw.

Yeah, who looks silly now?

Brodlach wrote:You’re drinking Coke, you ain’t winning

The abuse that I've chucked at my body over the years, Coke is the least of my worries.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Brodlach wrote:You’re drinking Coke, you ain’t winning

The abuse that I've chucked at my body over the years, Coca-Cola is the least of my worries.

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

A job offer from a lap-dancer? Don’t forget the diamanté g-string on Thursday.

Fought with chairs. Make Australia crate again.

Booney wrote:Fought with chairs. Make Australia crate again.

There’s an Aussie superhero franchise in the offing if these guys team up with Trolley Man.

Booney wrote:Fought with chairs. Make Australia crate again.

Stop trying to milk it.

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Sleepless night looming in anticipation??

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Sleepless night looming in anticipation??

Not really, my last contact with them was "Think of a number that will get you out of your current position and into the one we're looking to fill".

I've got my number.

Booney wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Sleepless night looming in anticipation??

Not really, my last contact with them was "Think of a number that will get you out of your current position and into the one we're looking to fill".

I've got my number.

Good luck.

Booney wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Sleepless night looming in anticipation??

Not really, my last contact with them was "Think of a number that will get you out of your current position and into the one we're looking to fill".

I've got my number.

Now inflate it, and let them negotiate you down.

Booney wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Sleepless night looming in anticipation??

Not really, my last contact with them was "Think of a number that will get you out of your current position and into the one we're looking to fill".

I've got my number.

Nice, still in Adelaide Boon?

Corona Man wrote:

Booney wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:An interesting job opportunity literally falling into my lap. Things get a little more formal Thursday morning.

Sleepless night looming in anticipation??

Not really, my last contact with them was "Think of a number that will get you out of your current position and into the one we're looking to fill".

I've got my number.

Nice, still in Adelaide Boon?

Yes mate.

Step sideways and a little upwards with scope for further upwards pretty quickly.

interesting proposal put forward, but not for me. No harm in talking to someone though.

Getting home from work tonight and finding my 14yo son had a haircut today for the first time in nearly 2 years. I offered him a hundred bucks 6 months ago to have it cut so he's holding me to it, I'll pay up.

LMA wrote:Getting home from work tonight and finding my 14yo son had a haircut today for the first time in nearly 2 years. I offered him a hundred bucks 6 months ago to have it cut so he's holding me to it, I'll pay up.

Does he play for Port Districts?