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What CANT you do?

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:36 pm

Was having a discussion at work today and the subject of burping came up.

I happened to mention that I can't burp. I just simply can't do it. I've even had people try and teach me how but it's just one of those things that I simply can't do, now matter how hard I try.

That and Canasta.

What can't you do?
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Choccies » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:39 pm

Touch my toes....... now.....
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Bully » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:42 pm

each a pie floater seen as the cart has gone and i live in brisbane nows :roll:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Dirko » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:58 pm

vomit....
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby smithy » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:12 pm

Reverse park.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Choccies » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:15 pm

I cant get a blood nose...
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby wycbloods » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:00 am

smithy wrote:Reverse park.


And here i was thinking smithy was a male ;) .
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby LMA » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:29 am

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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby smithy » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:26 am

wycbloods wrote:
smithy wrote:Reverse park.


And here i was thinking smithy was a male ;) .


:lol: I should of been more specific.

The shoppping centre car parks no problems but on the side of a road if I have to squeeze between 2 cars along side the kerb I don't even bother.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Rik E Boy » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:46 am

Drive. Never driven a car.

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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Punk Rooster » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:49 am

commit to a serious relationship
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Pseudo » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:14 am

think "those Magpies aren't so bad, really..."
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby SABRE » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:36 pm

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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby FlyingHigh » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:11 pm

smithy wrote:
wycbloods wrote:
smithy wrote:Reverse park.


And here i was thinking smithy was a male ;) .


:lol: I should of been more specific.

The shoppping centre car parks no problems but on the side of a road if I have to squeeze between 2 cars along side the kerb I don't even bother.


Reverse parallel park? I can't do it either, despite the many times the driving instructor made me. Have probably done it once in 15 years. Far more important we learn this than how to drive on different roads at different speeds in different conditions or learn how to drive around the city amongst trucks, or overtaking different length vehicles travelling at different speeds. :roll:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Psyber » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:44 pm

I'm not really the handy man type.
The one year they made me do Woodwork, in Grade 7, I topped the class by getting 99% for the theory paper and 51% for the practical... :oops:
It was a good thing for me the theory paper was worth half the marks for the year. ;)
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby LMA » Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:07 am

Psyber wrote:I'm not really the handy man type.
The one year they made me do Woodwork, in Grade 7, I topped the class by getting 99% for the theory paper and 51% for the practical... :oops:
It was a good thing for me the theory paper was worth half the marks for the year. ;)


Your name isn't Edward Woodward by any chance? :D
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Strawb » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:42 am

I cannot knit never been able to.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby brod » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:56 pm

write neatly
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Pseudo » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:36 pm

Pseudo wrote:think "those Magpies aren't so bad, really..."

Scrub that. I had a skinful last night and distinctly remember joining in a rendition of "cheer the black and the white" with a couple of Port blokes... :oops:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Dirko » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:39 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Pseudo wrote:think "those Magpies aren't so bad, really..."

Scrub that. I had a skinful last night and distinctly remember joining in a rendition of "cheer the black and the white" with a couple of Port blokes... :oops:


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