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jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:51 am
by the big bang
anyone got any suggestions on how to track down employment in the U.S or Canada?

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:18 am
by redden whites
No problem in the U.S.A. just say you like bombing or shooting people and roll up to a army recruiting centre.A pre-voc course in torture would also be a bonus.

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:59 am
by LMA
Being an over-qualified cheeseburger eater is always a good start

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:57 am
by Jimmy_041
the_big_bang wrote:anyone got any suggestions on how to track down employment in the U.S or Canada?


I can help in Asia as long as you play for the Hong Kong Dragons

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:50 am
by The Ash Man
tbb I know you used to have to be sponsored by the company before leaving
Not sure if this is still the case but made things very difficult in the past

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:37 pm
by Tooting Bec
go to the website working holiday guru

http://www.workingholidayguru.com/direc ... ectory.php

has all the info on what you need to do to be able to work overseas.

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:26 pm
by devilsadvocate
I'm currently living and working in Canada. All you need is the working holiday visa, which is cheap and easy to apply for and allows you to work for 2 years.

Don't expect to make any coin over here though. You get lubed up and bent over from day one.

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:41 pm
by Johno6
devilsadvocate wrote:
Don't expect to make any coin over here though. You get lubed up and bent over from day one.


where exactly can i get a job at this place? sounds interesting......do you need past experience?

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:55 pm
by The Ash Man
Johno6 wrote:
devilsadvocate wrote:
Don't expect to make any coin over here though. You get lubed up and bent over from day one.


where exactly can i get a job at this place? sounds interesting......do you need past experience?


Apparently the first few days are a bit sore but ur body will open up to it :shock:

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:45 pm
by SABRE
the_big_bang wrote:anyone got any suggestions on how to track down employment in the U.S or Canada?

Fly to Mexico. Take bus to Tijuana. At 3am on last Friday of the month go to the corner of
Avenue Revolucion & Calle Hidalgo. Look for Texaco fuel tanker. Driver's name is Pablo.
Tell him Enrique sent you & give him exactly $1400US. Climb into false core of tanker & remain
silent until let out (usually 5-6 hours). As long as you enjoy gardening & cleaning pools you'll
love Hollywood.
Good luck amigo.

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:51 pm
by Booney
Image

Could get a job cleaning Earl and Randy's room? :lol:

Re: jobs abroad.....

PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:36 pm
by Drop Bear
Booney wrote:Image

Could get a job cleaning Earl and Randy's room? :lol:


Haha. :lol: Can't wait till the episode when/if Randy nails her.