SA Footy

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:58 pm**

A MARRIED man has had his penis glued to his stomach by three women who had discovered he was romantically involved with each of them.

The trio of women were tipped of about the love triangle from an unlikely source - the man's wife.

Police allege one of the women - Therese Ziemann - lured the Casanova to a Wisconsin hotel room with a promise of a massage and convinced him to be blinfolded and tied up, according to ABC News.

She is then alleged to have cut off his underwear and text the other women to join her.

When the women came into the room, they allegedly attacked him and applied strong glue to several parts of his body.

It has been reported that the man's penis was glued to his stomach, while he was asked which woman he loved more, which one he wanted to grow old with, slapped him in the face and then said, "Can you handle that?"

"This wasn't a spur of the moment type of event in that all of the participants in the complaint and in the information provided were part and parcel of this plan," said district attorney Ken Krantz.

The man was finally released after he started screaming. Police accuse the women of then stealing his phone, wallet and car.

Media reports suggest that the the victim's wife also faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment.

The Post-Crescent newspaper said the victim was treated for minor injuries and has been released from hospital.

Ziemann was charged with being a party to false imprisonment, fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery. Her two accomplices were charged with being a party to false imprisonment.

A bit of a sticky situation

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:01 pm**

ahhhh, love, the glue that holds everything together.

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:04 pm**

Clowns to the left of me ......

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:09 pm**

Jokers to the right,
here I am,
...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:10 pm**

They'd have to glue my stomach to my dick not the other way round......

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:11 pm**

SJABC wrote:They'd have to glue my stomach to my dick not the other way round......

Haven't seen mine in years ... :shock:

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:13 pm**

SJABC wrote:They'd have to glue my stomach to my dick not the other way round......

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:15 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:25 pm**

SJABC wrote:They'd have to glue my stomach to my dick not the other way round......

No need for smilies, I just blurted out laughter in the office. Boss looking at me and now I have to find an email funny enough to vindicate my out burst....!

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:36 pm**

Must admit I think the theft of the phone, wallet and car is really stupid and they deserve what they get for that...but otherwise...

Way to go girlfirends =D>

Regards
JAS

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:36 pm**

haha that was a pretty good call....

atleast they didnt glue his penis to someone elses stomach

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:43 pm**

The only way this story could've been better was if the three women went on a Thelma and Louise type road trip, decided the blokes taste in women complemented their own and decided to live together in a menage a trois style relationship.