SA Footy

I have never....
...touched snow.
...watched E.T.
...seen The Godfather Parts 1 & 2
...watched the 1997 & 1998 AFL Grand Finals.

I've never touched snow either!
I've never watched Dirty Dancing
I've never been overseas

Agreed with Pysber.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Never danced naked to Britney Spears' Hit me baby one more time...I swear...

Never videotaped Quichey dancing naked to Britney Spears' Hit me baby one more time...I swear...

never done but wanted to do ...

skydive
bungy jump
tell the boss to get ******

Never....

watched the film Titanic (and you can't make me)
two-timed a b/f
done drugs (the illegal kind)
seen a koala or a wombat (not even in a zoo...but I want to)
been to a game of footy (but I will)
used or lied to a mate
owned a mobile phone
been able to force myself to eat an oyster

...and a million other things

Regards
JAS

JAS wrote:Never....

watched the film Titanic (and you can't make me)
two-timed a b/f
done drugs (the illegal kind)
seen a koala or a wombat (not even in a zoo...but I want to)
been to a game of footy (but I will)
used or lied to a mate
owned a mobile phone
been able to force myself to eat an oyster

...and a million other things

Regards
JAS

JAS maybe the list for will be shorter if it was "Things you have done"

CoverKing wrote:
JAS maybe the list for will be shorter if it was "Things you have done"

huh...if you kiddies are just going to pick on me then I want a sulking smiley...this will have to do for now tho...



actually there was a 'done list'...the bucket list thread turned into one ...

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=13245

Regards
JAS

Nice picture of Booney at a young age there JAS

how can u not own a mobile phone these days? i admire u! i couldnt bare to think what i would be like without mine!

CoverKing wrote:Nice picture of Booney at a young age there JAS

how can u not own a mobile phone these days? i admire u! i couldnt bare to think what i would be like without mine!

I've thought about getting one a few times over the years but realistically I don't need one. Never that far from a normal landline for long and I've now got Skype on the PC for sms' and overseas calls. I'm not waiting for a transplant so nothing in my life is so urgent that I have to be contactable everywhere. Nothing more annoying than sitting on a train or a bus etc and having to listen to other people shouting into their phones. Probably saved a small fortune not having one. Only worry these days is if I ever get mugged...what mugger would believe there are people who don't have them

Anyway back on topic...

never been in a fight either

Regards
JAS

here goes
I have never
Went bungy jumping
danced naked in the rain
won a premiership in any sport

Dissident wrote:Never videotaped Quichey dancing naked to Britney Spears' Hit me baby one more time...I swear...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

How much do you want for the tapes?

Never:

- Been to the Stag on Rundle Street
- Smoked a cigarette
- Cheated on someone

I have never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself

silicone skyline wrote:I have never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself

Dont bother..its over-rated

silicone skyline wrote:I have never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself

Why wouldnt ya

Ron Burgundy wrote:

silicone skyline wrote:I have never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself

Why wouldnt ya

It's against the law...apparently.

Driven a car
Owned a mobile
Accepted defeat without cracking the shits
Scored a ton
Skydiving (**** that shit)
Bought a Jimmy Barnes (solo) album
Watched Australian Idol
Shaved my legs
Laughed at Adam Sandler
Attended a night match at Alberton
Sung along to American Pie (spit, vomit)
Yelled out 'CARN THE HAWKS'


and many more.

regards,

REB