Why woman have a bad reputation with cars.

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Why woman have a bad reputation with cars.

Postby Ian » Tue May 30, 2006 8:26 am

Read this before you look at the picture and before I get accused of being sexist, it was sent to me by my mum.






Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer in Preston A woman [Could be any woman on the planet] came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of Paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now look at the photo To learn what a 710 is.

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Postby MightyEagles » Tue May 30, 2006 10:43 am

Don't you mean, 'could be any blonde', just about any blonde would say that including Paris Hilton. :wink: :lol:
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Postby MightyEagles » Tue May 30, 2006 10:44 am

710 ain't 710. :lol: :D
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Postby Dog_ger » Tue May 30, 2006 6:24 pm

Absolutely Classic Ian....! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dog_ger » Tue May 30, 2006 6:25 pm

Up there with "Shit in the Carby"......

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Postby Dog_ger » Tue May 30, 2006 6:27 pm

What's happened to your avitar...?
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