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Ahhh - the times have changed for the better

Good work Jimmy.

I will stick a copy to the fridge tonight.

We';d better sort a pub to have dinner together tonight then..............

Mrs Jimmy just saw it and sent me an SMS that she's changed the house locks (again)

I like the 3rd one - im pretty sure that would make things more interesting !

Felch wrote:I like the 3rd one - im pretty sure that would make things more interesting !

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I've seen a video of a bloke coming home to that....

Very funny Jimmy - btw reading this 'guide' you probably wish you were all born in the 30's !
However, I believe it to be a hoax written in the 70's ....lol !
And obviously written by a man

Now for the reply !
Which reading some of it looks to also be written by a man!
But anyway....

Good husbands guide 2009

A Mum You have no right to question Jimmy.

Learn your place!

Lazarus wrote:A Mum You have no right to question Jimmy.
Learn your place!

Lazarus will demonstrate how to rise from the dead shortly, after someone has prepared the way for him.

The Yetti wrote:Good work Jimmy.

I will stick a copy to the fridge tonight.

Will they be having your wake at Cooper's...what time???...and is it bring-a-bottle???

Lazarus wrote:A Mum You have no right to question Jimmy.

Learn your place!

Not a wife haha so I can say what I like and on behalf of all the wives out there...gefugged

Regards
JAS

I'm very disappointed in you JAS. That list of rules Fort Battle-Axe has for me was a secret.
You had no right to pass them on to A Mum. Now everyone knows the sheer horror I'm forced to endure.
How could you ?

Luv, SABRE

SABRE wrote:I'm very disappointed in you JAS. That list of rules Fort Battle-Axe has for me was a secret.
You had no right to pass them on to A Mum. Now everyone knows the sheer horror I'm forced to endure.
How could you ?

Luv, SABRE

Mwuhahahahahahahaha
...and now the trial period is complete and shown to be successful it's time for Lady SABRE's plan to be unleashed on the world...

If only the Two Ronnies had known just how prophetic an innocent sketch show could be ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndgGM5GEoAI

Hugs
JAS

JAS wrote:

SABRE wrote:I'm very disappointed in you JAS. That list of rules Fort Battle-Axe has for me was a secret.
You had no right to pass them on to A Mum. Now everyone knows the sheer horror I'm forced to endure.
How could you ?

Luv, SABRE

Mwuhahahahahahahaha
...and now the trial period is complete and shown to be successful it's time for Lady SABRE's plan to be unleashed on the world...
If only the Two Ronnies had known just how prophetic an innocent sketch show could be ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndgGM5GEoAI

Hugs
JAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjCJ6xk ... PL&index=4

I've been a naughty boy Miss. Any chance of some punishment ?

SABRE wrote:

JAS wrote:

SABRE wrote:I'm very disappointed in you JAS. That list of rules Fort Battle-Axe has for me was a secret.
You had no right to pass them on to A Mum. Now everyone knows the sheer horror I'm forced to endure.
How could you ?

Luv, SABRE

Mwuhahahahahahahaha
...and now the trial period is complete and shown to be successful it's time for Lady SABRE's plan to be unleashed on the world...
If only the Two Ronnies had known just how prophetic an innocent sketch show could be ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndgGM5GEoAI

Hugs
JAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjCJ6xk ... PL&index=4

I've been a naughty boy Miss. Any chance of some punishment ?

You should be so unlucky

Now the goodly Lady SABRE has brought in 'Audrey' and 'Brenda' to spread the message it's only a matter of time before you men realise this is the next leap forward in human evolution and abandon your sheds for your new rightful place in the kitchen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kcx1gjx4rk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK5PPQdH ... re=related

Regards
JAS

JAS wrote:
You should be so unlucky.
Now the goodly Lady SABRE has brought in 'Audrey' and 'Brenda' to spread the message it's only a matter of time before you men realise this is the next leap forward in human evolution and abandon your sheds for your new rightful place in the kitchen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kcx1gjx4rk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK5PPQdH ... re=related

Regards
JAS

*Wolf Whistle*
Hubba! Hubba! Fort Battle-Axe just doesn't compare with those 2 foxes.
Send 'em over JAS !
Just 'coz I'm chained to the kitchen doesn't mean I can't enjoy the view.
After what I've had to look at for 35 years, Audrey & Brenda are the kind of 'eye candy'
that could give an emasculated, love starved bloke, chronic type 1 diabetes !

SABRE wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFjCJ6xk ... PL&index=4

I've been a naughty boy Miss. Any chance of some punishment ?

That clip made me think of the lass I knew in the mid 70s who was a Sergeant in the Israeli Army, and was in Adelaide visiting her father, a Nuclear Physicist at Adelaide Uni.
However, she wasn't in uniform then..

Mrs_Dog_ger is all of the above & more.

I had two wives. The first was physically superb, but a self-centred spendthrift, whom I got over after a few years.
The second was a wonderful, generous, person, whom I loved dearly, but obsessional about how things should be done.
From now on I'm sticking to girlfriends who have their own home, and just visit by arrangement.

An engineers description of women

Psyber wrote:I had two wives. The first was physically superb, but a self-centred spendthrift, whom I got over after a few years.
The second was a wonderful, generous, person, whom I loved dearly, but obsessional about how things should be done.
From now on I'm sticking to girlfriends who have their own home, and just visit by arrangement.

That is a fantastic appraisal Psyber.

Time for some work rules now......