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Your best Chuck Norris quotes

Postby unknown source » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:35 pm

there are some classics, what do you have?
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Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

Postby unknown source » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:37 pm

Chuck Norris is suing law and order because they used his right and left foot without asking him
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Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

Postby SABRE » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:13 pm

I hear God has a broken arm and severe concussion.
That'll teach Him to do stuff without Chuck's permission !
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Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

Postby Stumps » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:29 pm

Chuck norris doesnt do pushups, he actually is pushing the earth down
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Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

Postby Baron Greenback » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:36 pm

Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin...just another fist.
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