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Your best Chuck Norris quotes

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:35 pm
by unknown source
there are some classics, what do you have?

Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:37 pm
by unknown source
Chuck Norris is suing law and order because they used his right and left foot without asking him

Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:13 pm
by SABRE
I hear God has a broken arm and severe concussion.
That'll teach Him to do stuff without Chuck's permission !
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Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:29 pm
by Stumps
Chuck norris doesnt do pushups, he actually is pushing the earth down

Re: Your best Chuck Norris quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:36 pm
by Baron Greenback
Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin...just another fist.