What to buy the wife for Xmas

[Bum Crack]

I hate these bloody Pandora bracelets, but at least its nice and simple for Mothers Day, Birthdays and Christmas, she just circles the charm she wants and I go buy it, no thought required, so I asked her to do it yesterday and she came back with the gold ones circled, nothing under $300....FFS her bracelet is already worth over $1500

My old dear makes pandora style bracelets and she is doing a roaring trade. If you looked at hers and an original pandora, you can hardly tell the difference. She sells hers from anywhere between $40.00 and $80.00 and sells stacks of them. I can e-mail some pics of them if anyone is interested in having a look at them for a xmas present. PM me if you are interested.

[Lightning McQueen]

Make up your own raffle/ voucher book, have each page entitling her to special things like a massage, a dinner, an afternoon away from the kids, it costs bugger all and means a lot, play your cards right and you'll prosper aswell.
Just remember it's her gift.

[GO THE PUNT]

I suggested to her indoors this xmas a joint present from santa and that being a race horse.The swift reply was f*** off. I said c'mon we would only have to borrow against 1/3rd of the house and it will make the track so much more fun.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I suggested to her indoors this xmas a joint present from santa and that being a race horse.The swift reply was f*** off. I said c'mon we would only have to borrow against 1/3rd of the house and it will make the track so much more fun.

you forgot to add that when it wins the melbourne cup it will pay off the house plus a nice new castle

[Moe]

Make up your own raffle/ voucher book, have each page entitling her to special things like a massage, a dinner, an afternoon away from the kids, it costs bugger all and means a lot, play your cards right and you'll prosper aswell.
Just remember it's her gift.

Said wife bought me one of those with all the usual garb, u know, massage with "happy" ending, one guilt trip free gobby etc. Unfortunately i did not know it came with a 1000 page "1 headache" excuse book!

[Strawb]

I got my wife the twilight collection of books it is what she wanted. I also went to a website and brought her some lingerie WOO HOO.

[gadj1976]

I went to Vistaprint www.VistaPrint.com.au and made a calendar for free ($3.99 to get the glossy version) and it came up a cracker! I think it was about $3 postage as well and got here within a few days.

Or you could go to Tesora.com.au and have a look around there they have gadget type stuff and novelty stuff. There are also other sites like bigbrownbox.com.au (not what you're thinking) or Peters of Kensington www.petersofkensington.com.au.

Alternately you could do something like buy a 30 minute massage, or buy an itunes voucher.

[Strawb]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

[Moe]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

At het same time. Wow, good vibrator.

[Bum Crack]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

I did mention a water bunny a few posts back. Nobody seemed to notice

[JAS]

If you're good at taking photo's etc and want a pressie that lasts longer than a year instead of a calendar you could get her one of those digital photo frames and make up a slide show of kids, pets, family or whatever. You can even get them as small as keyrings now so you can carry the pictures with you everwhere.

Regards
JAS

[Moe]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

I did mention a water bunny a few posts back. Nobody seemed to notice

I have no idea wht a water bunny is? Am i the only one?

[White Line Fever]

www.adultshop.com.au

The easy choice.

Or a gift voucher. you just can't win. if they want it they would have bought it!

[Pseudo]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

Let me guess... if she doesn't like the slippers then she can go and herself?

[Strawb]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

Let me guess... if she doesn't like the slippers then she can go and herself?

GOLD GOLD AND MORE GOLD

[fish]

Moe - go for a "pamper pack" from Jurlique. It will set you back more than $20-$30 but is sure to be appreciated.

[Bum Crack]

I am surprised no-one has suggested a vibrator and and pair of slippers!!

I did mention a water bunny a few posts back. Nobody seemed to notice

I have no idea wht a water bunny is? Am i the only one?

Go down to the local adult shop and buy one. Your missus will love you for it.

[mal]

We usually buy our own presents and surprise each other with what we got for ourselves on Christmas Day, this does however exclude any budgetry restraints. ( Especially on her side )

I'm going to buy myself a new bike this year. Started looking around today. To the mob in Halifax St, get stuffed. Just because Im over weight and in a collar and tie doesn't mean you need to ignore me. I had in fact spotted just what I wanted, pre-loved for about $1k. No service.

NO SALE!

They dont want people like u and me
We would sit on the bikes to test the comfort level, and there would be irreversible damage

[Pottsy]

Got the missus...

A pillow! (old one manky. A daggy present, but personalised)

3 big 10 dollar scratchies

A DVD voucher from the kids

Two tickets for the Symphony Orchestra at Mt Lofty in January

And thinking about grabbing the "pamper pack" that fish mentioned.

Not going to the adult shop, I hate rejection!!

[Ron Burgundy]

I got the missus a set of golf clubs. I guess they will be used twice and put in the shed but never know.