The Fat Capital of the World!

Hooray for Ipswich. Today we have been voted the fattest town in Australia. Seeing as Australia was also recently ranked the fattest nation on Earth that makes Ipswich the world wide capital of fatbar5tards everywhere. HOORAY WE ARE NUMBER 1!
I reckon our town should set up a 'golden mile' of fast food joints - make it mecca for Maccas. We could construct the biggest golden arches in the world. Fatbar5tards the world over would come for miles to dine in at one our 9000 fast food joints.
THINK OF ALL THE CHUBBY CHICKS! 5hitburgers for all!
Rock on!
regards,
REB
I reckon our town should set up a 'golden mile' of fast food joints - make it mecca for Maccas. We could construct the biggest golden arches in the world. Fatbar5tards the world over would come for miles to dine in at one our 9000 fast food joints.
THINK OF ALL THE CHUBBY CHICKS! 5hitburgers for all!

Rock on!
regards,
REB