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The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:52 pm
by Rik E Boy
Hooray for Ipswich. Today we have been voted the fattest town in Australia. Seeing as Australia was also recently ranked the fattest nation on Earth that makes Ipswich the world wide capital of fatbar5tards everywhere. HOORAY WE ARE NUMBER 1!

I reckon our town should set up a 'golden mile' of fast food joints - make it mecca for Maccas. We could construct the biggest golden arches in the world. Fatbar5tards the world over would come for miles to dine in at one our 9000 fast food joints.

THINK OF ALL THE CHUBBY CHICKS! 5hitburgers for all! 8)

Rock on!

regards,

REB

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:37 pm
by therisingblues
Rik E Boy wrote: Seeing as Australia was also recently ranked the fattest nation on Earth


True story?
I knew we were number two there for a few years, but I always thought that we'd never catch up to the Yanks. I have seen some Mammoths in my travels around the globe that call themselves Americans. I have met some blob-like Australians in my time too, I lived in Australia for 30 years after all, but none of them were anywhere near the league of the massive fatties I have seen photos of.
Has Australia really surpassed the U.S?

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:39 pm
by Rik E Boy
therisingblues wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote: Seeing as Australia was also recently ranked the fattest nation on Earth


True story?
I knew we were number two there for a few years, but I always thought that we'd never catch up to the Yanks. I have seen some Mammoths in my travels around the globe that call themselves Americans. I have met some blob-like Australians in my time too, I lived in Australia for 30 years after all, but none of them were anywhere near the league of the massive fatties I have seen photos of.
Has Australia really surpassed the U.S?


...can't talk.......eating!

regards,

REB

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:17 pm
by Farmy
I see many obese woman of various ages at the local shopping centres with the trade mark protruding brow.

They always look so joyless.

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:22 pm
by am Bays
Hmm reading the title I thought it was about the porn capital of the world...

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:37 pm
by fisho mcspaz
I was pretty shocked when I heard that Australia was more obese than the US. I used to go to the local Wal-Mart and see - quite regularly - a couple of fat kids walking around outside the entrance squirting cans of Cheez-Whiz or whatever it's called into their mouths. How gross is that? (And how dare we become fatter than a country that offers CHEESE IN AN AEROSOL CAN of all things!?!)

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:01 am
by Bully
was not surprised about this. Ipswich is the ghetto, alot of large people out there. Hate going out there for work its just as bad if not worse then caboolture but its def the ghetto out south west at ipswich.

mind you i cant talk being in logan so....


only good thing about ipswich is the road back to brisbane or the greyhound track

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:02 am
by Bully
am Bays wrote:Hmm reading the title I thought it was about the porn capital of the world...



canberra would be up there

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:08 am
by OnSong
Rik E Boy wrote:
therisingblues wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote: Seeing as Australia was also recently ranked the fattest nation on Earth


True story?
I knew we were number two there for a few years, but I always thought that we'd never catch up to the Yanks. I have seen some Mammoths in my travels around the globe that call themselves Americans. I have met some blob-like Australians in my time too, I lived in Australia for 30 years after all, but none of them were anywhere near the league of the massive fatties I have seen photos of.
Has Australia really surpassed the U.S?


...can't talk.......eating!

regards,

REB


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Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:50 pm
by Rik E Boy
Bulldog wrote:was not surprised about this. Ipswich is the ghetto, alot of large people out there. Hate going out there for work its just as bad if not worse then caboolture but its def the ghetto out south west at ipswich.

mind you i cant talk being in logan so....


only good thing about ipswich is the road back to brisbane or the greyhound track


Logan! BWAHAHAHA. You're darn right you can't talk.

regards,

REB

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:19 pm
by Bully
Rik E Boy wrote:
Bulldog wrote:was not surprised about this. Ipswich is the ghetto, alot of large people out there. Hate going out there for work its just as bad if not worse then caboolture but its def the ghetto out south west at ipswich.

mind you i cant talk being in logan so....


only good thing about ipswich is the road back to brisbane or the greyhound track


Logan! BWAHAHAHA. You're darn right you can't talk.

regards,

REB



ummmm before you go counting your chickens, im in a suburb in logan thats one of the best in South east queensland that starts with S....

Ipswich is FAR more worse then logan anyway. think the topic should be feral capital of the world maybe thats a bit harsh but yeah not good out there

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:26 am
by OnSong
I find that comment very funny.

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:33 pm
by Rik E Boy
Bulldog wrote:ummmm before you go counting your chickens, im in a suburb in logan thats one of the best in South east queensland that starts with S....

Ipswich is FAR more worse then logan anyway. think the topic should be feral capital of the world maybe thats a bit harsh but yeah not good out there


Image

1,2,3..........

regards,

REB

Re: The Fat Capital of the World!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:40 pm
by Bully
:D nice one ;)

those chickens have already hatched