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You can stick that up your..........

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:31 pm
by Jimmy_041
Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'

From correspondents in London
March 30, 2010 9:59PM

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.

Re: You can stick that up your..........

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:31 am
by fish
Jimmy_041 weren't you in Hong Kong just after the election result was announced??? :? ;)

Re: You can stick that up your..........

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:38 am
by Jimmy_041
I'm Chin Wag, not Chin Wei

Re: You can stick that up your..........

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:40 am
by aceman
Jimmy_041 wrote:I'm Chin Wag, not Chin Wei




Might need to change it Jimmy...............to 'Chin Up'. Interesting thought the old cucumber trick!

Re: You can stick that up your..........

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:05 pm
by Jimmy_041
I reckon his daughter came home unexpectedly and caught him :shock: and he just said it was a suicide attempt to avoid the embarassment

Re: You can stick that up your..........

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:10 pm
by the big bang
Jimmy_041 wrote:I reckon his daughter came home unexpectedly and caught him :shock: and he just said it was a suicide attempt to avoid the embarassment



dont ya hate it when that happens!