If Footy Clubs were Women
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:26 pmgot this emailed to me today
If footy clubs were women
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up
front.
Fremantle would be Danni Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her
big sister, but will never measure up The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle McPherson - past her glorious best but still easy
on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to
accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent
years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want
to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it
can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her
every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back
for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier
to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and
dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you
still wouldn't.
If footy clubs were women
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up
front.
Fremantle would be Danni Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her
big sister, but will never measure up The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle McPherson - past her glorious best but still easy
on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to
accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent
years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want
to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it
can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her
every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back
for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier
to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and
dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you
still wouldn't.
