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You have probably seen this before - but it's sooooo true !!
So which ones are you guilty of??

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave..
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you...
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping!
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. Umm... no... never done that one
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Guilty
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. Yep !!
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... NA
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses Probably true
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. GUILTY !!
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. Absolutely
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee Guilty
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. Ah... no...lol
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping! Yep
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. Thought of this site straight away
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list. Correct!

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. haha no, our microwave is ancient
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Guilty
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. Nah, only 8.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... I email my partner across the room sometimes at home, but only to be annoying.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses No, I can't be buggered writing emails either
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. I carry my own groceries because I am tough
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. Not that I've noticed
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. Guilty
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. Sometimes
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. I probably will now - 'hey look at me, I'm a internet!'
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping! I'm screwing up my face in pain because my jaw hurts
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. I'm going to repost it on SAFooty.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list. True, I didn't notice.

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. nope
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. true
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. yep
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... indeed
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses that or they don't reply to sms
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. nope
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. yes
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. it is a must
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. nothing before coffee and a smoke, sorry
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. no?
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping! it isnt that funny
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. noone. it isn't that impressive. is killing sometime tho
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.yes i did, cos i read everyone else's answers...

Far too much time on your hands Mum, but very good never the less.

aceman wrote:Far too much time on your hands Mum, but very good never the less.

No time at all Aceman... good old cut and paste

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. no, that's just silly
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. guilty!
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. Nope
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you...every day!
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses...no, the reason is that they annoy me to tears
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... I live by myself and the cats don't have mobiles
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen...don't watch enough telly to notice
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it...NO! it just means that I get a few hours of peace and quiet
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee... no, I don't drink coffee, and the morning durry always comes first
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile...eh?
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping!...no, just bemused..
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list..meh...60/9 - close enough

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. Not Guilty
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Guilty
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. Not Guilty
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you...Guilty
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses...or Facebook - Guilty
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... Not Guilty
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen...Guilty
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it...Guilty
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee... Guilty - albeit via the mobile
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile...Not Guilty
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping!...Guilty
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list..Guilty

the tilt ur head to smile question is in reference to smilie faces being on the side when you type them. correct?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. Not Guilty
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.Guilty
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.Not Guilty
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you...Not Guilty
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addressesNot Guilty
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.Not Guilty
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.Not Guilty
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.Guilty
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.Guilty
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.Not Guilty
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping!Guilty
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.Not Guilty
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.Guilty

Johno6 wrote:the tilt ur head to smile question is in reference to smilie faces being on the side when you type them. correct?

Yes - I pressumed that's what they meant also Johno

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave..don't have a microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.guilty
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.nope
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you...don't work
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addressesnope...thank god for Facebook
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.don't have a car or a mobile
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.yep that or a text number
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.not if you still don't have one
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.nope I fire up the beast while making my cuppa
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. er no...but it sounds like another symptom of the menopause so I look forward to it
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping!I'm more in FC's bemused camp on this one
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.don't usually forward them
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.yep you got me

Regards
JAS

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. Nope
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Nope
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. Nope
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... Nope
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses Nope
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. Nope thats what the horn is for
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. true
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. Nope
where is number 9
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. Yes
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. Nope
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping! Nope
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.Nope
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list. No I did

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. NOT GUILTY
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. - GUILTY
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. - AHHH GUILTY
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... NOT GUILTY
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses NOT GUILTY
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. GUILTY - DONE THIS MANY TIMES WHEN DH WAS ALIVE7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. - NOT GUILTY HADN'T NOTICED DONT WATCH ALOT OF TEEV
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. - NOT GUILTY - dont care if I have it or not
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. GUILTY[/color]
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. - [color=#FF0080]NOT GUILTY - HMMM
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping! [b]GUILTY[/b]
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. NOT GUILTY.. NEVER FORWARD MESSAGES.. ALWAYS CUT AND PASTE AND START A NEW MESSAGE - DESPISE FORWARDED MESSAGES
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list. GUILTY

2 and 14 are true, and 5 is true to some extent - the rest "No".
7 I haven't noticed.

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. Never
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. true
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. No
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you... No
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses true
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. no
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. dunno dont watch telly
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. definately
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. oh so true
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. am i
12. You're reading this and nodding, laughing or gasping! no
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. yes definately
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list. no i started from the bottom