SA Footy

Clearly they are a security risk, but given some people's religious boganism, can we ban them?

Yes. Clearly they can be used to conceal a weapon and, therefore, all mullet-wearing bogans are a risk to this nation's security.

I think the mullet sends a clear picture of intention to all out there. 'I'm here to party'......

Quichey wrote:Yes. Clearly they can be used to conceal a weapon and, therefore, all mullet-wearing bogans are a risk to this nation's security.

More so for concealing "nits and head lice", I reckon it won't concern you though Quichey!

Now how could it be banned !!!

No Mullets are a South Australian Icon
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Parents should NOT give their children mullets, or ratstails either for that matter. Actually, parents shouldn't have anything to do with their children's hair. My mum used to cut my hair as a kid and all of my photos until I was 10 show me with this huge fringe - it was literally half my hair. Moreover, it wouldn't lie straight but sprang from my scalp like two cats had been fighting in it. Thanks to my mother, I spent the majority of my childhood as Grug.

fisho mcspaz wrote:Parents should NOT give their children mullets, or ratstails either for that matter. Actually, parents shouldn't have anything to do with their children's hair. My mum used to cut my hair as a kid and all of my photos until I was 10 show me with this huge fringe - it was literally half my hair. Moreover, it wouldn't lie straight but sprang from my scalp like two cats had been fighting in it. Thanks to my mother, I spent the majority of my childhood as Grug.

A bit like this huh Fisho

Grug. Legend.

WTF would happen to the Mullet Man from Central?

There's a Westies mullet man too - at least there used to be. He had a papier mache dog's head on a stick that he would carry around the ground. It wasn't your typical friendly cartoon mascot either - it was a very fierce looking German Shepherd with lashings of blood coming out its mouth. One time they got beaten really badly by the Eagles and I saw him wiping away tears in the last quarter as he stood dejectedly with the rest of the cheersquad behind the goals.

We can't ban it, it's a part of our history. We can't have a world without Josh Hand and his mates to entertain us.

fisho mcspaz wrote:Parents should NOT give their children mullets, or ratstails either for that matter. Actually, parents shouldn't have anything to do with their children's hair. My mum used to cut my hair as a kid and all of my photos until I was 10 show me with this huge fringe - it was literally half my hair. Moreover, it wouldn't lie straight but sprang from my scalp like two cats had been fighting in it. Thanks to my mother, I spent the majority of my childhood as Grug.

I bet your mum packed you a Big Red Apple for recess too

The Dark Knight wrote:We can't ban it, it's a part of our history. We can't have a world without Josh Hand and his mates to entertain us.

That is my man, Josh Hand! Long live the Mullet! Another Australian icon and almost as important as the flag .

aceman wrote:

The Dark Knight wrote:We can't ban it, it's a part of our history. We can't have a world without Josh Hand and his mates to entertain us.

That is my man, Josh Hand! Long live the Mullet! Another Australian icon and almost as important as the flag.

Hell yeah!!

ban it.

except for those footy fans with big beer bellies, who wear stubbies and flanelette shirts...

that hairdo just sets them off...

MarblePark wrote:ban it.

except for those footy fans with big beer bellies, who wear stubbies and flanelette shirts...

that hairdo just sets them off...

What you surely cannot be serious in banning it. The only mullet that should be banned is the balding mullet ala Hulk Hogan.

Strawb wrote:

MarblePark wrote:ban it.

except for those footy fans with big beer bellies, who wear stubbies and flanelette shirts...

that hairdo just sets them off...

What you surely cannot be serious in banning it. The only mullet that should be banned is the balding mullet ala Hulk Hogan.

agree. shave that carp off!

Mullets are like Happy pants.

Sure they were stylish and sure the chicks fell for them but you have to be careful not to hang onto it for too long and as soon as the 90's finished you just have to let them go.

My brave-brave Sir Lancelot mullet and goatie combo served me well for many years but just like MC Hammer it was left behind.

Booney wrote:Mullets are like Happy pants.

Sure they were stylish and sure the chicks fell for them but you have to be careful not to hang onto it for too long and as soon as the 90's finished you just have to let them go.

My brave-brave Sir Lancelot mullet and goatie combo served me well for many years but just like MC Hammer it was left behind.

before I started to bald i had a top mullet