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Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:53 pm
by OnSong
Not so much things that give you the sh!ts, there's a thread for that.
I want to know things that aren't fair.
There's heaps of them.

To kick things off:
It's not fair chicks can wear pants or skirts, while blokes have no choice (unless you're in Scotland).
What if I want to have the fresh air caress the exterior of my balls?
This is not fair!

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:20 pm
by Footy Smart
OnSong wrote:Not so much things that give you the sh!ts, there's a thread for that.
I want to know things that aren't fair.
There's heaps of them.

To kick things off:
It's not fair chicks can wear pants or skirts, while blokes have no choice (unless you're in Scotland).
What if I want to have the fresh air caress the exterior of my balls?
This is not fair!



Its unfair that i have mental scaring from picturing fresh air caressing Onsongs Balls :oops: :lol:

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:26 pm
by OnSong
I thought it was poetic.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:27 pm
by OnSong
It's unfair that supermarkets don't sell slices of bread in twos and fours.
I don't want a whole loaf, just enough to make a sandwich or two.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:52 pm
by JAS
OnSong wrote:Not so much things that give you the sh!ts, there's a thread for that.
I want to know things that aren't fair.
There's heaps of them.

To kick things off:
It's not fair chicks can wear pants or skirts, while blokes have no choice (unless you're in Scotland).
What if I want to have the fresh air caress the exterior of my balls?
This is not fair!


Sweetie if you want to wear a skirt then you just go right ahead and wear one...

Image

Regards
JAS

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:57 pm
by OnSong
Lol. I was kinda referring to the social implications preventing me from doing so.

but look at him, he looks very relaxed. It's the fresh air doing its work.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:00 pm
by (S)aintbackline
its not fair that some dole buldgers have better things than i do

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:10 pm
by OnSong
It's not fair how much holidays teachers get. (No offence if you're a teacher, but that's freakin bullsh!t)

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:18 pm
by Barto
Young kids dying of cancer without having had the chance to live a full life.

But I can see how sliced bread is important to people.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:25 pm
by OnSong
I don't think that aspersion is fair.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:33 pm
by Baron Greenback
The fact that junk food is so delicious and exercise is so hard is not fair at all :(

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:35 pm
by OnSong
Baron Greenback wrote:The fact that junk food is so delicious and exercise is so hard is not fair at all :(


Yes! That's NOT FAIR!

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:00 pm
by Q.
Baron Greenback wrote:The fact that junk food is so delicious and exercise is so hard is not fair at all :(


It's all in the mind. You can come to love raw carrot and 6AM runs in winter.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:10 pm
by OnSong
Image

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:14 pm
by Q.
Ha!

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:26 pm
by fisho mcspaz
Parents favouring one child over another. When I lived at home, I had to pay board out of my Centrelink benefits, which was my only income, being a student. My sister lives at home, works full-time as a nurse, earns about 10x more than I did and doesn't have to pay any rent at all. Dad paid for her boob job, guaranteed her car loan and pays all her dental fees, whereas when I got my wisdom teeth out I had to pay for my own private health insurance and the gap fee. Also, my sister keeps going on overseas holidays and my parents feel guilty that she has to work so hard to pay for them, :? and that's part of the reason they don't charge her rent. :roll:

I wouldn't mind all of this quite so much if it wasn't for the fact that my dad once called me a sponge because I owed him some money, despite the fact that I was paying him back each week. I've always paid my way in EVERYTHING and there's no way I deserved that one. :evil:

Still... when I feel bad, I remember that at least Angus never compared ME to Bree from Neighbours, so I guess that's some sort of compensation. :lol:

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:19 pm
by Dogwatcher
Wow...you've got some issues to work out there Fisho ;)

BTW it's not fair that I waited this long for a hard earned beer and then knocked it over on the carpet.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:02 pm
by JAS
It's not fair that it's mid-summer here and it's still 2 bloody degrees colder than Adelaide :( ...11C is NOT global warming in my universe :evil:

Regards
JAS

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:06 pm
by Media Park
Barto wrote:Young kids dying of cancer without having had the chance to live a full life.

But I can see how sliced bread is important to people.


Unfortunately I think that's something no-one's going to top.

For me, not fair is:

The families of the digger's that died recently... :(

Our country is safe, so these champion blokes are fighting overseas to improve someone else's way of life, have died doing it, and now their families (including little kiddies) are going to grow up without their father/husband/son.

Re: Things that aren't fair

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:12 pm
by Farmy
Media Park wrote:
Barto wrote:Young kids dying of cancer without having had the chance to live a full life.

But I can see how sliced bread is important to people.


Unfortunately I think that's something no-one's going to top.

For me, not fair is:

The families of the digger's that died recently... :(

Our country is safe, so these champion blokes are fighting overseas to improve someone else's way of life, have died doing it, and now their families (including little kiddies) are going to grow up without their father/husband/son.


I'm sure the Afghani warlords are grateful. :(