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Booney wrote:A previous employee went out in a blaze of glory and sent Safe Work SA to inspect the factory, amongst other things the lady inspector said our microwave was too close to the sink in the factory kitchenette, gave us an "improvement notice" on it. They don't tell you what to do, they just tell you to improve it. So I made a sign that said "Do not fill sink with water, running microwave and your head all at once" with some pictograms below. Odd she didn't think it was particularly humorous when I explained I'd improved the situation.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:A previous employee went out in a blaze of glory and sent Safe Work SA to inspect the factory, amongst other things the lady inspector said our microwave was too close to the sink in the factory kitchenette, gave us an "improvement notice" on it. They don't tell you what to do, they just tell you to improve it. So I made a sign that said "Do not fill sink with water, running microwave and your head all at once" with some pictograms below. Odd she didn't think it was particularly humorous when I explained I'd improved the situation.

We had one dude send out to all the blokes a complete step by step procedure on how to clean the skiddies off of the toilet bowl after taking a dump.

Our work upgraded the dunnies a while back with these impressive looking Jon's but it was damn near impossible to land your mail in the letterbox, the waterhole was in the middle and it was like there was ski ramps all around.

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:A previous employee went out in a blaze of glory and sent Safe Work SA to inspect the factory, amongst other things the lady inspector said our microwave was too close to the sink in the factory kitchenette, gave us an "improvement notice" on it. They don't tell you what to do, they just tell you to improve it. So I made a sign that said "Do not fill sink with water, running microwave and your head all at once" with some pictograms below. Odd she didn't think it was particularly humorous when I explained I'd improved the situation.

We had one dude send out to all the blokes a complete step by step procedure on how to clean the skiddies off of the toilet bowl after taking a dump.

Our work upgraded the dunnies a while back with these impressive looking Jon's but it was damn near impossible to land your mail in the letterbox, the waterhole was in the middle and it was like there was ski ramps all around.

I'm not enjoying my breakfast

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:A previous employee went out in a blaze of glory and sent Safe Work SA to inspect the factory, amongst other things the lady inspector said our microwave was too close to the sink in the factory kitchenette, gave us an "improvement notice" on it. They don't tell you what to do, they just tell you to improve it. So I made a sign that said "Do not fill sink with water, running microwave and your head all at once" with some pictograms below. Odd she didn't think it was particularly humorous when I explained I'd improved the situation.

We had one dude send out to all the blokes a complete step by step procedure on how to clean the skiddies off of the toilet bowl after taking a dump.

Our work upgraded the dunnies a while back with these impressive looking Jon's but it was damn near impossible to land your mail in the letterbox, the waterhole was in the middle and it was like there was ski ramps all around.

I'm not enjoying my breakfast

Hire a new butler and maid.

Trader wrote:Cause we write the week off early, so do nothing, and doing nothing can make the days drag!

Lightning McQueen wrote:How does a drug f****** American actors divorce settlement battle make our daily top new stories?

I used to like the guy but he's off the Christmas card list now, the dude is cooked.

Trader wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How does a drug f****** American actors divorce settlement battle make our daily top new stories?

I used to like the guy but he's off the Christmas card list now, the dude is cooked.

Well the virus is over and people have become bored with the war already so the media needed to find another topic to jam down our throats.

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Trader wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How does a drug f****** American actors divorce settlement battle make our daily top new stories?

I used to like the guy but he's off the Christmas card list now, the dude is cooked.

Well the virus is over and people have become bored with the war already so the media needed to find another topic to jam down our throats.

The Advertiser have moved onto a full scale gang war going on in the CBD
They should be able to keep that going until the next earthquake or Port lose to the Saints so Hinkley is under pressure again

Trader wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How does a drug f****** American actors divorce settlement battle make our daily top new stories?

I used to like the guy but he's off the Christmas card list now, the dude is cooked.

Well the virus is over and people have become bored with the war already so the media needed to find another topic to jam down our throats.

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Trader wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How does a drug f****** American actors divorce settlement battle make our daily top new stories?

I used to like the guy but he's off the Christmas card list now, the dude is cooked.

Well the virus is over and people have become bored with the war already so the media needed to find another topic to jam down our throats.

The Advertiser have moved onto a full scale gang war going on in the CBD
They should be able to keep that going until the next earthquake or Port lose to the Saints so Hinkley is under pressure again

And right on cue: https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... c4b78e83fd

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Trader wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Well the virus is over and people have become bored with the war already so the media needed to find another topic to jam down our throats.

The Advertiser have moved onto a full scale gang war going on in the CBD
They should be able to keep that going until the next earthquake or Port lose to the Saints so Hinkley is under pressure again

And right on cue: https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... c4b78e83fd

Paywall

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Trader wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:How does a drug f****** American actors divorce settlement battle make our daily top new stories?

I used to like the guy but he's off the Christmas card list now, the dude is cooked.

Well the virus is over and people have become bored with the war already so the media needed to find another topic to jam down our throats.

The Advertiser have moved onto a full scale gang war going on in the CBD
They should be able to keep that going until the next earthquake or Port lose to the Saints so Hinkley is under pressure again

And right on cue: https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... c4b78e83fd

Psyber wrote:Paywalls I avoid these days. I used to subscribe to The Advertiser, and later when in Melbourne to The Age, but all the newspapers now seem to be so unbalanced and totally commercially orientated that I never bother any more.

I tend to read the ABC website, Euro News, and the UK version of The Spectator - ABC is free, Euro News is too, and The Spectator gives you three articles free.

(With The Spectator I use a browser set to delete all cookies on closure than re-open it and read three more.)