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Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 2:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
How long before the first speeding ticket arrives....

Under/over 14 days

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Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 3:22 pm
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
How long before the first speeding ticket arrives....

Under/over 14 days

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk


Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.


give yous a drag bro ;)

nah, dont. my ego couldnt cope with losing, lol

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:26 pm
by Jimmy_041
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
How long before the first speeding ticket arrives....

Under/over 14 days

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk


Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.


WOW - a new car and girl in the same week.
Things are looking up

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:34 am
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:
give yous a drag bro ;)

nah, dont. my ego couldnt cope with losing, lol

Your ride is for Sunday afternoon cruising, you'd have a fair bit of grunt going on under there though I'd imagine.

The old man used to have a Chrysler Coupe, I reckon it had a 460 in it, it used to rock with each breath it took just sitting there in neutral.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:36 am
by Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.


WOW - a new car and girl in the same week.
Things are looking up



No chance of that happening my friend, I already have a stalker who won't accept "I'm not interested" as an answer, she thinks she can persuade me.

I'm half expecting to wake one morning to my willy being super-glued to my inner thigh.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:15 pm
by Jimmy_041
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.


WOW - a new car and girl in the same week.
Things are looking up



No chance of that happening my friend, I already have a stalker who won't accept "I'm not interested" as an answer, she thinks she can persuade me.

I'm half expecting to wake one morning to my willy being super-glued to my inner thigh.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:55 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:

You got me in my lighter days.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:03 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.


WOW - a new car and girl in the same week.
Things are looking up



No chance of that happening my friend, I already have a stalker who won't accept "I'm not interested" as an answer, she thinks she can persuade me.

I'm half expecting to wake one morning to my willy being super-glued to my inner thigh.


As long as both are yours you're in front.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 5:01 pm
by mal
That guy looks like me if I lost 65 kilos

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 6:00 pm
by Vamos
mal wrote:That guy looks like me if I lost 65 kilos


And a further 120kg it would be Christopher Pine

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:43 pm
by DOC
That is Christopher and Julie Bishop at a young liberals function 1984.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:32 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
At the cinema today.

1) woman vocally complaining about the seat she got, when at the counter you can choose your seat...
She was with a friend who had a different seat. She was just gonna sit there and if others rolled up, just play dumb.
The 1st leg of this same game multi landed. Others rolled up. She then went back to the counter to get the seat she wanted..... :lol:
And upon her return made it clear it was 'the new girls fault at the counter :? ' staggering

2) group of three rolled up to the back row just adjacent to our position.
The one who was in charge decided we'll sit here and if someone arrives we will move 1 seat over to our booked seats. 1 SEAT OVER FFS
The 2nd leg of the same game multi lobbed also at the $1.01

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:31 am
by cracka
Soccer fans. WTF (probably could post this in that thread) is wrong with them that they feel the need to destroy the seats at the MCG in a "friendly"

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:47 am
by MW
cracka wrote:Soccer fans. WTF (probably could post this in that thread) is wrong with them that they feel the need to destroy the seats at the MCG in a "friendly"


My kids went and without realising ended up in the Man U supporters group...fair to say they acted like absolute c..ts apparently

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:55 am
by Booney
cracka wrote:Soccer fans. WTF (probably could post this in that thread) is wrong with them that they feel the need to destroy the seats at the MCG in a "friendly"


Soccer hooligan culture is the shittest culture in world sport, change my mind.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:04 am
by Wedgie
I've been to two Spurs friendlies in Sydney and Melbourne and they were nicer than any footy crowd I've encountered!
But they dont attract some of the dickhead hangers on that clubs like Man U would.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:04 pm
by Jimmy_041
Wedgie wrote:I've been to two Spurs friendlies in Sydney and Melbourne and they were nicer than any footy crowd I've encountered!
But they dont attract some of the dickhead hangers on that clubs like Man U would.


Your mob are just waiting for @WHUFC


Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:10 pm
by cracka
MW wrote:
cracka wrote:Soccer fans. WTF (probably could post this in that thread) is wrong with them that they feel the need to destroy the seats at the MCG in a "friendly"


My kids went and without realising ended up in the Man U supporters group...fair to say they acted like absolute c..ts apparently

We used to go to the Rugby 7's in Adelaide every year. One year we ended up in with the Kenyan supporters. A nicer fun bunch of supporters you'll be hard pressed to find. Singing hakuna matata & other songs all day except when the team was playing.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:15 pm
by Wedgie
cracka wrote:
MW wrote:
cracka wrote:Soccer fans. WTF (probably could post this in that thread) is wrong with them that they feel the need to destroy the seats at the MCG in a "friendly"


My kids went and without realising ended up in the Man U supporters group...fair to say they acted like absolute c..ts apparently

We used to go to the Rugby 7's in Adelaide every year. One year we ended up in with the Kenyan supporters. A nicer fun bunch of supporters you'll be hard pressed to find. Singing hakuna matata & other songs all day except when the team was playing.

Agreed with that, I even bought a Kenya top and was singing and dancing with them! :lol:
Miss the 7s, was an awesome event.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:14 pm
by cracka
Wedgie wrote:
cracka wrote:
MW wrote:
cracka wrote:Soccer fans. WTF (probably could post this in that thread) is wrong with them that they feel the need to destroy the seats at the MCG in a "friendly"


My kids went and without realising ended up in the Man U supporters group...fair to say they acted like absolute c..ts apparently

We used to go to the Rugby 7's in Adelaide every year. One year we ended up in with the Kenyan supporters. A nicer fun bunch of supporters you'll be hard pressed to find. Singing hakuna matata & other songs all day except when the team was playing.

Agreed with that, I even bought a Kenya top and was singing and dancing with them! :lol:
Miss the 7s, was an awesome event.

I didn't know any of the words but loved their passion for life