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What is the worst crime you have done?

When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.

Prostitution

Sold my body for cash and worked for a year at Sturt in fitness and rehab.

I felt so dirty.....

Quichey wrote:When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.

And twitter also. Make sure you copy in @SAPoliceNews

If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?

When I was a kid, I used to ring the buzzers on all the posh houses on East Terrace and run away

Mr Beefy wrote:If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?

And if you never got caught?

Quichey wrote:

Mr Beefy wrote:If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?

And if you never got caught?

Then it never happened.

Quichey wrote:

Mr Beefy wrote:If you've done the crime and served the time, then it doesn't matter about incriminating yourself?

And if you never got caught?

Then it never happened......
Booney, your too quick, but I had a different smiley

overloaded wrote:What is the worst crime you have done?

You go first, we wont label you.

SABRE to thread, SABRE to thread...

Could be an instant classic...

Quichey wrote:When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.

Yeah, and regardless of what you have or haven't done you should be locked up forever with no chance of release. Right aren't I mate?

Booney wrote:

Quichey wrote:When you're done incriminating yourselves here, feel free to copy and paste onto Facebook.

Yeah, and regardless of what you have or haven't done you should be locked up forever with no chance of release. Right aren't I mate?

Out of sight, out of mind.

Media Park wrote:SABRE to thread, SABRE to thread...
Could be an instant classic...

Might have to disappoint you on this one 'MP'. I'm not much of a crim' mate.

Mind you, being married to Fort Battle-Axe should see me behind bars for beastiality.
There's no way I could fight those charges. Just one photo of her and I'd be locked up. They'd throw the key away.
But never fear folks, she keeps all her photos safely hidden away. She knows if I go down, I'll take her with me.
What Fort Battle-Axe calls 'marital relations', would certainly have her charged with 'Crimes against humanity' !

I'd claim rape too !

If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?

GWW wrote:If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?

I'm not sure about that one 'GWW', but when it comes to the pathetic interest rates and all the fees and charges,
I reckon we should be able to rob banks and then get off on a plea of 'Self Defence' !

SABRE wrote:

GWW wrote:If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?

I'm not sure about that one 'GWW', but when it comes to the pathetic interest rates and all the fees and charges,
I reckon we should be able to rob banks and then get off on a plea of 'Self Defence' !

Did any of you Norwood blokes in attendance at the grand final in 1978 report a certain crime against blokes wearing Double Blue guernseys

Do fashion crimes count I committed loads of them back in the 80's.

I once gathered sticks on the sabbath.

Pseudo wrote:I once gathered sticks on the sabbath.

Kernahan was happy with this?