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the real reason jessica and nick divorced

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:52 am
by Jimmy
word is that young jessica isnt so innocent afterall and the divorce was because of her shagging johnny knoxville and dane cook (with dane giving her a nasty infection)

poor young jessica is now known as 'yeasty'

its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:

Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:39 am
by zipzap
Jimmy wrote:
its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:


How is John Michael Howsen?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:06 am
by Dissident
Dane Cook is KING.
Love his comedy

Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:04 pm
by Wedgie
zipzap wrote:
Jimmy wrote:
its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:


How is John Michael Howsen?


lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:30 pm
by MightyEagles
I hear that the real reason was Jess slept with me and a few female friends of hers a whole lot of times. :lol: :lol: :twisted: :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:54 pm
by heater31
If Jonny Knoxville wasn't shaging her on the set of that movie he was gay. Ive only just picked up my jaw off the ground after seeing that film clip.




any other truth's you would like to divulge Jimmy? :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:39 pm
by ORDoubleBlues
Thought the hilarious part of it was that prior to their marriage, when he was worth far more than she, she wanted no bar of a prenuptial agreement, yet started crying when his career floundered as hers took off, hence him being entitled to half of her worth.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:12 pm
by Punk Rooster
ORDoubleBlues wrote:Thought the hilarious part of it was that prior to their marriage, when he was worth far more than she, she wanted no bar of a prenuptial agreement, yet started crying when his career floundered as hers took off, hence him being entitled to half of her worth.

I hope she got taken to the cleaners

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:09 am
by Jimmy
Punk Rooster wrote:
ORDoubleBlues wrote:Thought the hilarious part of it was that prior to their marriage, when he was worth far more than she, she wanted no bar of a prenuptial agreement, yet started crying when his career floundered as hers took off, hence him being entitled to half of her worth.

I hope she got taken to the cleaners


well, she needs to since she has crabs ;)

Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:27 am
by Jimmy
zipzap wrote:
Jimmy wrote:
its great when you play footy with an entertainment journalist and you go on long road trips :D interesting stuff :lol:


How is John Michael Howsen?


ok im lost, fill me in?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:28 am
by Jimmy
heater31 wrote:any other truth's you would like to divulge Jimmy? :wink:


he was the one who reported the Pauline Hansen saga and put the idea of her running as an independent in her head...:D

Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:07 am
by Magpiespower
Jimmy wrote:
ok im lost, fill me in?


Very well-known local entertainment reporter - been on TV for as long as I can remember.

Also, a rank failure as a filmmaker.

Did I mention that he makes Liberace look straight?

Re: the real reason jessica and nick divorced

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:57 am
by Jimmy
Magpiespower wrote:
Jimmy wrote:
ok im lost, fill me in?


Very well-known local entertainment reporter - been on TV for as long as I can remember.

Also, a rank failure as a filmmaker.

Did I mention that he makes Liberace look straight?


ok, gotcha ;)