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Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:14 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Can I cash out on my $10 e/w @ $50 for Saturday?


Cash out: $4.70

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:16 am
by Lightning McQueen
bertiebeatle wrote:Load up on Saturday

Surely the only way someone would rock up to a work function after 14 days off is if they brought a hand grenade or an AK47.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:18 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Down $50 on my Friday bet, I'm doubling up on Gone at 3/1.

$100 on Gone please.

One would think, how could you face all your peers, she has left her department empty today as her colleague had leave booked and their back-up is covering another leave, their NIL is off sick too.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:19 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
bertiebeatle wrote:Load up on Saturday

Surely the only way someone would rock up to a work function after 14 days off is if they brought a hand grenade or an AK47.



New dress code for your Christmas Party, flack jacket essential

How will the chicks match their outfits so close?

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:21 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
bertiebeatle wrote:Load up on Saturday

Surely the only way someone would rock up to a work function after 14 days off is if they brought a hand grenade or an AK47.


Im guessing she's got a new job, and has sick leave saved up, so using it to get paid.

Or she's a f**kin idiot.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:22 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:What's her name? First name only....

Grace.



Joking.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:23 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
bertiebeatle wrote:Load up on Saturday

Surely the only way someone would rock up to a work function after 14 days off is if they brought a hand grenade or an AK47.


Im guessing she's got a new job, and has sick leave saved up, so using it to get paid.

Or she's a f**kin idiot.


B. She's a fruit loop.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:25 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:

New dress code for your Christmas Party, flack jacket essential

How will the chicks match their outfits so close?

If she attends and she's ticking I'm getting the F outta there.

She latches on to the wife and I at work shows and I think she stalks us, the wife changes her hair colour, Freako does too.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:38 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:

New dress code for your Christmas Party, flack jacket essential

How will the chicks match their outfits so close?

If she attends and she's ticking I'm getting the F outta there.

She latches on to the wife and I at work shows and I think she stalks us, the wife changes her hair colour, Freako does too.

She just wants to go home with you two...

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:39 am
by HH3
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:

New dress code for your Christmas Party, flack jacket essential

How will the chicks match their outfits so close?

If she attends and she's ticking I'm getting the F outta there.

She latches on to the wife and I at work shows and I think she stalks us, the wife changes her hair colour, Freako does too.

She just wants to go home with you two...


Apparently this sort of thing happens a bit in my industry. I've heard some shit...

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:45 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:She just wants to go home with you two...

No way, I'd probably wake up with my willy super-glued to my thigh.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:46 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:She just wants to go home with you two...

No way, I'd probably wake up with my willy super-glued to my thigh.


It reaches that far?

Wowee.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:50 am
by The Bedge
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:She just wants to go home with you two...

No way, I'd probably wake up with my willy super-glued to my thigh.


It reaches that far?

Wowee.

Show off.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:51 am
by Brodlach
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:

New dress code for your Christmas Party, flack jacket essential

How will the chicks match their outfits so close?

If she attends and she's ticking I'm getting the F outta there.

She latches on to the wife and I at work shows and I think she stalks us, the wife changes her hair colour, Freako does too.

She just wants to go home with you two...

Well she’s only human

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:06 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:She just wants to go home with you two...

No way, I'd probably wake up with my willy super-glued to my thigh.

Warm, soapy water helps with that.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:08 am
by Lightning McQueen
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Warm, soapy water helps with that.

Thank you :lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:09 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
It reaches that far?

Wowee.


I didn't say that it will be still attached to me.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:06 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Can I cash out on my $10 e/w @ $50 for Saturday?


Cash out: $4.70


Let it ride.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:34 am
by Dutchy
How does the E/W work with that bet? :)

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:36 am
by Brodlach
Dutchy wrote:How does the E/W work with that bet? :)

No third dividend