SA Footy

Before i go into my next tirade about this individual... I wish to state that all things mentinoed in this forum are truthful. I couldn't make up some of this...

Also feel free to vent your displeasure about someone on here...

How are you enjoying NBA2k14?

Ok,

My sis in law just started seeing her partner (maybe a month or two) anyways we were seeing of my wifes parents and older sister from the airport who were going to be away when we had our first child, obviously an emotional time...
I got stuck with her while everyone was checking in, not know her to long i thought i'd give her the benefit of the doubt... the first bit of this converstion went like this...

Me : gee it's going to get emotional today...
Her : I don't get emotional at airports... *she says with a stupid smug look on her face*
Me : Pardon... Well you'd understand today, missing out on there first grandchild and also first niece or nephew into thefamily... Surely that might stir some emotion in you??
Her : yeah they might, but i don't get emotional at airports....

strike 1 for being a spaz...

After a brief pause i thought i'd try again...
Me : So how would you feel if your girlfriend (my sis in law) was going?
Her : Well we would have broken up before today! (they were only going away for 6 weeks)
Me : Pardon. Shortly after myself and my now wife started seeing eachother she went away for 2 months with her family....
Her : Well... (pause) I'm not as clingy as you!!!
Me :
i walked of shaking my head...
strike 2....

Johno6 wrote:How are you enjoying NBA2k14?

i am actually... just doing the association with the Atlanta Hawks... Goes alright...

so all I got from this is shes a lesbian?

Johno6 wrote:so all I got from this is shes a lesbian?

yes, but not the good kind...

ohhh the truckie kind?
not the kind from the movies?


speaking of annoying people, "The old guy at work"

who happens to be my fiancé's, sisters father in law.

I could list 10000 things he does that annoys me,
and I don't know if they would annoy me if other people did them, but coz he does them it annoys the shit out of me!

Johno6 wrote:ohhh the truckie kind?
not the kind from the movies?


speaking of annoying people, "The old guy at work"

who happens to be my fiancé's, sisters father in law.

I could list 10000 things he does that annoys me,
and I don't know if they would annoy me if other people did them, but coz he does them it annoys the shit out of me!

her head isn't shocking, she's the more female one in the couple... But she has stacked on the weight and every time she opens her mouth makes her even worse

my cousin was a lesbian, and my brother is gay

my brothers husband is more attractive than my cousins ex was......

#nohomoyeshomo

woodublieve12 wrote:

Johno6 wrote:so all I got from this is shes a lesbian?

yes, but not the good kind...

Two types.

Porn and softball. One better than the other.

Booney wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:

Johno6 wrote:so all I got from this is shes a lesbian?

yes, but not the good kind...

Two types.

Porn and softball. One better than the other.

If given the opportunity, I probably wouldn't say no to watching a couple of softball players go at it...just putting it out there

I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

ANother i just remembered....

Bitch face to my wife, who just gave birth to our first only 6 weeks prior to this conversation

BF : So how long til you lose the baby weight???
Wife : Ummm what?

topic was quickly changed by the people around due to my wife about to go berserk!!

Cant she just arrest her for public nuisance or something?

Failed Creation wrote:I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

Yeah but if its Rosie or nothing...I'm gonna have a peek.

Footy Chick wrote:Cant she just arrest her for public nuisance or something?

i wish....

HH3 wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

Yeah but if its Rosie or nothing...I'm gonna have a peek.

i would have to agree...

Rosie looks a lot like Peter Griffin

This has quickly become my favourite thread WUB

Have a couple of lesbians at my work that started few weeks ago - strange sort

Phantom Gossiper wrote:This has quickly become my favourite thread WUB

Have a couple of lesbians at my work that started few weeks ago - strange sort

Christmas party could get interesting. Id encourage inter-office relationships in that instance

One thing that annoys me immensely is the cranky old bitch at work. Haven't even spoken to her today and she has some sort of problem. The only good thing is I have some ammo to unleash if she gets lippy.