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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Fri May 24, 2019 7:16 pm

I don't understand what the fuss is about. Awesome idea.

Would have preferred that when I was young (or when my kids were young) to some god botherer boring me shitless or trying to molest me.

I've always been comfortable with my sexuality though.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Sun May 26, 2019 6:03 pm

Wedgie wrote:I don't understand what the fuss is about. Awesome idea.

Would have preferred that when I was young (or when my kids were young) to some god botherer boring me shitless or trying to molest me.

I've always been comfortable with my sexuality though.


Erm, it’s not at all about your sexuality.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:51 am

Went to see 'Rocket Man' on holiday in Spain (see corresponding post in the 'shits' thread), and about halfway through there's a scene where Elton John calls up his mum and comes out of the closet (sorry about the spoiler for those who haven't seen it. ;) ).

At this point, a bloke gets up out of his seat, and simply walks out and does not return to the cinema. I can only presume the guy was a redneck who'd just realised that Elton John wasn't the macho rock and roll hero he thought he was, and went straight home to promptly smash up his vinyl 45 inch single of 'Tiny Dancer' in a fit of homophobic rage. Hope he's better informed for 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:04 pm

There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia” :shock:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:33 pm

Brodlach wrote:There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia” :shock:

I wonder if their office has parking space? :-k
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Re: What The F***

Postby tipper » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:47 am

Brodlach wrote:There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia” :shock:


yeah, pretty sure its just that one bloke harold scruby and a fax machine though.

seems to pop up every once in a while railing about bull bars in the city or electric cars or some such nonsense.

never seen or heard from any other members of his supposed council. no idea why he is given air time to be honest
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:50 pm

tipper wrote:
Brodlach wrote:There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia” :shock:


yeah, pretty sure its just that one bloke harold scruby and a fax machine though.

Are you sure? I thought the head honcho was Jay Walker.
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Re: What The F***

Postby tipper » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:00 pm

Magellan wrote:
tipper wrote:
Brodlach wrote:There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia” :shock:


yeah, pretty sure its just that one bloke harold scruby and a fax machine though.

Are you sure? I thought the head honcho was Jay Walker.

nah, hes the minister for funny walks
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Re: What The F***

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:31 pm

After my Sunday morning umpiring of an Under 13's game (see Diary of a local umpy) I have just heard a story that several parents have entered an umpires room at an Under 11's game and got stuck into a young female umpire this weekend. Seriously some Parents are just cock heads!
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Re: What The F***

Postby gadj1976 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:50 pm

Corona Man wrote:After my Sunday morning umpiring of an Under 13's game (see Diary of a local umpy) I have just heard a story that several parents have entered an umpires room at an Under 11's game and got stuck into a young female umpire this weekend. Seriously some Parents are just cock heads!


Ha, it'd be funny if it wasn't so serious. I mean if that game was in Metro Adelaide, they don't even keep score!
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:56 am

The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:02 am

Spargo wrote:The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.


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Re: What The F***

Postby DOC » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:10 am

Stop parking outside the Morans and the dogs won't feel the need to mark their territory.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:38 am

Spargo wrote:The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.


Oh dear, you've touched a sore spot....

Many years ago I was running a martial arts class out of a high school on a Saturday morning. The high school was on a main road, so I had an A-frame sign made up to park on the footpath while the class was running, to advertise the presence of the club to passing motorists. The first time I took the sign to the class I got changed, then took the sign 100 metres to the main road where I secured it to a road sign with a length of chain. Walking back into the school, I turned around to look - and standing next to the sign, staring off into space, was a man. In his hand was a leash, leading down to a dog, which had its leg cocked over my brand-new A-frame sign. The bloody thing had not been there even a minute, and a bloke was letting his dog piss all over it.

I yelled out "Oi!". The bloke snapped out of his daydream and saw me standing there in gi & hakama, looking raw death at him. Then he looked down to see his dog pissing over a sign decorated with a picture of one bloke (in gi & hakama) throwing another bloke. At this point he managed to bang two working neurons together. He muttered a quick "sorry" and took off post-haste. Poor old Fido didn't even have a chance to put his leg down and was dragged stumbling after his master.

In a perfect world, I'd have been within my rights to restrain the prick and force him to lick the sign clean...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:13 am

Smuggling.

It used to be heroin sewed into the lining of cases, or marijuana stashed in boogie-board bags.

Now it's pig semen concealed in hand-lotion bottles.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019- ... n/11407864
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:22 am

Pseudo wrote:Smuggling.

It used to be heroin sewed into the lining of cases, or marijuana stashed in boogie-board bags.

Now it's pig semen concealed in hand-lotion bottles.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019- ... n/11407864


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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:25 am

Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"
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Re: What The F***

Postby RB » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:25 am

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.


That personalized plate sure has it's pitbulls.

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Re: What The F***

Postby Mythical Creature » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:32 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"


I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$
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Re: What The F***

Postby Mr Beefy » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:51 pm

Mythical Creature wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"


I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

Just do it for a hobby now?
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