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Re: What The F***

Postby JK » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:03 am

heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?
False advertising......surely it was fakon????

Got a bit of experience in cooking fake bacon.....if you over cook it it turns into cardboard real quick!


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Re: What The F***

Postby LaughingKookaburra » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:19 pm

I personally don’t get people that are so health and morally conscious about consuming meat, however they then go out and consume a fake meat product that is choc full of chemicals and artificial flavours. It’s the same as vegans who refuse to touch anything leather, however will own an absolute shitload of synthetic materials..
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:23 pm

JK wrote:
heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?
False advertising......surely it was fakon????

Got a bit of experience in cooking fake bacon.....if you over cook it it turns into cardboard real quick!


These F***ers were cremated by the time I was done with them


You probably did them a favour.
It would have tasted better
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:49 pm

JK wrote:
heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?
False advertising......surely it was fakon????

Got a bit of experience in cooking fake bacon.....if you over cook it it turns into cardboard real quick!


These F***ers were cremated by the time I was done with them


Using a good quality lard gives them an ok taste
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:57 am

JK wrote:Extended family over for a barby for eldest lads birthday the other night. One couple that came are Vego's and bring a pack of Vegetable, Maple and BACON Snags with them. HTF does that work?


I had HJ's once last year as I felt that I needed a fix and cleansing blast of my internals, I looked at the menu and seen "Rebel Whopper", hmmm, I thought the word "Rebel" would indicate some serious chilli or zing in it.

F*** me, how the hell do people eat this shit? Them adverts are seriously wrong, if you can't tell the difference between a meat patty and that aphid dung you have some serious issues with your taste buds.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:00 am

LaughingKookaburra wrote:I personally don’t get people that are so health and morally conscious about consuming meat, however they then go out and consume a fake meat product that is choc full of chemicals and artificial flavours. It’s the same as vegans who refuse to touch anything leather, however will own an absolute shitload of synthetic materials..

Yep, be a vegan if you wish to, that is fine, just whack your floral dress on to eat some vegies, and get your missus to do the same, but don't find solace in fake meat to get your fix. Fake meat is for thirtysomething single women.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:02 am

$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?
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Re: What The F***

Postby heater31 » Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:42 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?
Half a dozen or so trips at that price and the truck is paid for itself!
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:54 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?
Half a dozen or so trips at that price and the truck is paid for itself!

I know drivers going to Sydney from here empty to take loads to Perth.
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:35 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?


You said truck didn’t you?
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What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:43 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?
I’d charge the pricks double.
Many companies are refusing to go there altogether which combined with TAR out of action has pushed the price up
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:46 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?


You said truck didn’t you?

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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?


Take off about $12,000 for fuel and you've got a start point.
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:02 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?


Take off about $12,000 for fuel and you've got a start point.


Add in the price for new tyres for the truck as tyre prices like everything have gone through the roof
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:06 am

Register and insure a b-double for 12 months....
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:13 am

Dream shatterers.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:$45,000 a load for a B-Double to go from Sydney to Perth ATM.

Anyone wanna go halves in a truck?


brb becoming a truck driver
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:53 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Dream shatterers.


You’ve still got your modelling career for a few years yet
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Feb 09, 2022 11:08 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dream shatterers.


You’ve still got your modelling career for a few years yet


Yeah I know, I'd look great sitting on the bullbar of my W model Kenworth in my leopard prints though.
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Re: What The F***

Postby mots02 » Wed Feb 09, 2022 11:34 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dream shatterers.


You’ve still got your modelling career for a few years yet


Yeah I know, I'd look great sitting on the bullbar of my W model Kenworth in my leopard prints though.


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