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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:27 am

JK wrote:Hardcore Christian bloke in the US wants to sue the NFL and commercial partners for $867 trillion USD, over the halftime entertainment. This world is ******* cooked!!

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nfl/superb ... 3b6c599807


I came here to post that very same story. 8)

However, Daubenmire believes the energetic set and unsolicited “crotch shots” will put his soul “in danger of hellfire”, and wants to sue the NFL for US$867 trillion, or AU$1.28 quadrillion.

“You didn’t tell me there were going to be crotch shots. That’s discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can’t just do that,” he said.

“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”

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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:28 am

Pseudo wrote:
JK wrote:Hardcore Christian bloke in the US wants to sue the NFL and commercial partners for $867 trillion USD, over the halftime entertainment. This world is ******* cooked!!

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nfl/superb ... 3b6c599807


I came here to post that very same story. 8)

However, Daubenmire believes the energetic set and unsolicited “crotch shots” will put his soul “in danger of hellfire”, and wants to sue the NFL for US$867 trillion, or AU$1.28 quadrillion.

“You didn’t tell me there were going to be crotch shots. That’s discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can’t just do that,” he said.

“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”

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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:19 am

“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”


That’s the only reason I tuned in [emoji23]
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:23 am

Jim05 wrote:“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”


That’s the only reason I tuned in [emoji23]

It would resemble a half eaten pasty by now.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:31 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”


That’s the only reason I tuned in [emoji23]

It would resemble a half eaten pasty by now.

I’d be happy to finish the other half [emoji23]
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Re: What The F***

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:35 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”


That’s the only reason I tuned in [emoji23]

It would resemble a half eaten pasty by now.


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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:35 am

Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It would resemble a half eaten pasty by now.

I’d be happy to finish the other half [emoji23]


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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:07 am

So he's obviously established his soul is worth $867 trillion US.

Question is, what would you sell yours for?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:12 am

Pseudo wrote:
JK wrote:Hardcore Christian bloke in the US wants to sue the NFL and commercial partners for $867 trillion USD, over the halftime entertainment. This world is ******* cooked!!

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nfl/superb ... 3b6c599807

I came here to post that very same story. 8)

However, Daubenmire believes the energetic set and unsolicited “crotch shots” will put his soul “in danger of hellfire”, and wants to sue the NFL for US$867 trillion, or AU$1.28 quadrillion.

“You didn’t tell me there were going to be crotch shots. That’s discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can’t just do that,” he said.

“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”

=))

If he's going to sue for that much over a 'crotch shot', then I'd be very careful in describing him as 'hardcore.'
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:16 am

Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:“I didn’t tune in to see J. Lo’s crotch.”


That’s the only reason I tuned in [emoji23]

It would resemble a half eaten pasty by now.

I’d be happy to finish the other half [emoji23]

... with sauce?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:57 am

A man has been killed by a flying gas bottle during a severe thunderstorm that pummelled Sydney with damaging winds, flash flooding and hailstones.

NSW Police have said the 37-year-old man had been walking along Harrington Street in the Rocks, in the city's CBD, around midnight when the gas bottle was picked up in strong winds and struck him, causing severe injuries.

The man was taken into a nearby hotel by witnesses, before police were called to the scene and performed CPR.

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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:32 pm

I was here in Manly on my balcony watching the sky action last night
Suddenly a table and chairs came flying down from upstairs
It was pretty hairy
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:31 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:I was here in Manly on my balcony watching the sky action last night
Suddenly a table and chairs came flying down from upstairs
It was pretty hairy


Was she still in the chair?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:48 pm

I think, like most of us, we're struggling to read or view anything to do with the 4 murders up in Brisbane during the week. Just when I thought the case has disgusted me beyond belief :

An embattled Queensland detective whose comment on the murder of Brisbane mother Hannah Clarke and her children sparked outrage among domestic violence campaigners has been removed from the investigation.

Detective Inspector Mark Thompson was widely condemned over his choice of words at a press conference yesterday, as police updated the public on their investigation into the horrific car fire that killed Ms Clarke, 31, Aaliyah, 6, Laianah, 4, and Trey, 3.

“Our job as investigators is to keep a completely open mind,” he said.

“We need to look at every piece of information and, to put it bluntly, there are probably people out there in the community that are deciding which side, so to speak, to take in this investigation.

“Is this an issue of a woman suffering significant domestic violence, and her and her children perishing at the hands of the husband?

Or is it an instance of a husband being driven too far by issues that he’s suffered by certain circumstances into committing acts of this form?


Here we have a Detective inspector suggesting these crimes could be the result of a *piece of shit* being driven too far by issues that he's suffered.

This is the kind of normalising, the kind of victim blaming that see's this type of thing still go on in our society. I feel sick thinking people see things like this.

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Re: What The F***

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:55 pm

Booney wrote:I think, like most of us, we're struggling to read or view anything to do with the 4 murders up in Brisbane during the week. Just when I thought the case has disgusted me beyond belief :

An embattled Queensland detective whose comment on the murder of Brisbane mother Hannah Clarke and her children sparked outrage among domestic violence campaigners has been removed from the investigation.

Detective Inspector Mark Thompson was widely condemned over his choice of words at a press conference yesterday, as police updated the public on their investigation into the horrific car fire that killed Ms Clarke, 31, Aaliyah, 6, Laianah, 4, and Trey, 3.

“Our job as investigators is to keep a completely open mind,” he said.

“We need to look at every piece of information and, to put it bluntly, there are probably people out there in the community that are deciding which side, so to speak, to take in this investigation.

“Is this an issue of a woman suffering significant domestic violence, and her and her children perishing at the hands of the husband?

Or is it an instance of a husband being driven too far by issues that he’s suffered by certain circumstances into committing acts of this form?


Here we have a Detective inspector suggesting these crimes could be the result of a *piece of shit* being driven too far by issues that he's suffered.

This is the kind of normalising, the kind of victim blaming that see's this type of thing still go on in our society. I feel sick thinking people see things like this.

Stop the world. I'm getting off.

Bad choice of words on his part but we all say the wrong thing at times. I'm sure he'd like to have his time back again.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Dutchy » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:01 pm

Staggering that he even felt the need to comment.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:02 pm

Runs far deeper than that. Deep down we, as a society, think "What did she do to make him that angry?"

It's ******.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:04 pm

Booney wrote:Runs far deeper than that. Deep down we, as a society, think "What did she do to make him that angry?"

It's ******.

Bullshit.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:45 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Runs far deeper than that. Deep down we, as a society, think "What did she do to make him that angry?"

It's ******.

Bullshit.


It's exactly what the copper said.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:06 pm

Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Runs far deeper than that. Deep down we, as a society, think "What did she do to make him that angry?"

It's ******.

Bullshit.


It's exactly what the copper said.

You're way wrong on that one. That's disrespecting the majority of the population if you think WE as a society think that crap.
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