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Re: What The F***

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:07 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"


I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

Just do it for a hobby now?

Yep, keeping his hand in.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Mythical Creature » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:04 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"


I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

Just do it for a hobby now?

Shit. Busted
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Re: What The F***

Postby therisingblues » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:27 pm

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Spargo wrote:F#ck me, are you kidding? My daughters are 6 & 8, ridiculous age to be deliberately exposed to this sort of thing.

Agreed.. quite an impressionable age - whislt i'm all for inclusion and open mindedness, i just think that's a little bit young to be pushing it in their faces and confusing them

I once kept my 6 year old son home from school because the Crows were visiting.
Got to keep those young minds clean.
As for cross-dressers or whatever, I don't think that is any problem.
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Re: What The F***

Postby stan » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:39 am

Trader wrote:Its just another part of the leftists agenda exposing the community to these alternate types. Parenting magazines with single-sex couples on the cover, "toxic masculinity" adds where the black guy is the hero and the white guy is the offender, the all female Ocean's 8 movie, or cross dresses in public libraries.

It's all about exposing people to these alternative view points, breaking down the stereotypes that exist within our own minds. And even better if you can expose them while they are young. You don't need to retrain the minds of kids in the future if they never even learnt what a 'traditional family' looks like.

Is this good for society? In some areas I'd say yes.
Just PC lefty crap.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:29 am

Lady comes into work with two young kids, almost the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Husband walks in and is a cross of Cameron Ling and Steve Erkel :shock:

WTF!
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:48 am

Brodlach wrote:Lady comes into work with two young kids, almost the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Husband walks in and is a cross of Cameron Ling and Steve Erkel :shock:

WTF!

An Afro-american ranga? Or a nerdy footy player wearing suspenders? Pity you didn't grab a pic, sounds like something the CSIRO should investigate.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:51 am

Ranga, bucked teeth with think glasses and braces on his pants
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:55 am

Brodlach wrote:Ranga, bucked teeth with think glasses and braces on his pants

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Re: What The F***

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:44 am

Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:03 am

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.


Like you're moving those rocks! :lol:

Pointing and telling someone what to do isn't "moving rocks". ;)
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Re: What The F***

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:15 am

Booney wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.


Like you're moving those rocks! :lol:

Pointing and telling someone what to do isn't "moving rocks". ;)



That's why he's cold, he's not doing the lifting :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:08 pm

Brodlach wrote:Lady comes into work with two young kids, almost the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Husband walks in and is a cross of Cameron Ling and Steve Erkel :shock:

WTF!


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Re: What The F***

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:29 pm

Booney wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Working placing 100kg river rocks up at Hay Valley this morning, BOM has the temp as 0.


Like you're moving those rocks! :lol:

Pointing and telling someone what to do isn't "moving rocks". ;)


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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:45 pm

People actually still go to the Royal Show?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:48 pm

Booney wrote:People actually still go to the Royal Show?


We go every 2-3 years, and most of that time is spent in the Taste SA pavilion.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:54 pm

Booney wrote:People actually still go to the Royal Show?

Mc Jnr went Saturday, when I seen him Sunday I asked how it went.

"I was there half an hour and then thought it was better to go to Rundle Mall and buy some clothes with the money you gave me"

Little Miss Mc said "It's just a complete waste of money dad, it was a bit different when it was your money"
She worked 9 hours on each of her pupil free days, all day Saturday and all day Sunday instead, I was proud.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:03 pm

If you were born in Australia the day the World Trade Centre was attacked and came down you can legally buy alcohol today.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:32 pm

Booney wrote:If you were born in Australia the day the World Trade Centre was attacked and came down you can legally buy alcohol today.


True, this is my friends son
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:48 pm

Sitting at work reading up on some news and I turn to my off-sider and say "Shit, the lad that got abducted on Sunday, i used to coach him at cricket"
she turns to me and says "Yeah? I play soccer with his sister and his step-mum looks after my kids at their child care centre"

What a small world.

He has been found safe and well I might add.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:35 pm

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