What The F***

[Lightning McQueen]

I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.

I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

[amber_fluid]

I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.

I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

So did you eat before or after?

[The Bedge]

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

So what you're saying is you bartered with a hooker?

[Lightning McQueen]

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

So what you're saying is you bartered with a hooker?

I was trying to be nice.

[Lightning McQueen]

I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.

I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

So did you eat before or after?

Mate, my willy would've fitted between the gaps in her teeth.

I had see a couple hot ones out and a bout though and a dude I used to work with got caught by the cops with one in his car doing tricks..................................and his missus found out because the dickhead used his own address and the summons got sent there.

[Jimmy_041]

I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.

I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

The English language is so open to interpretation that I'm a bit lost..........

So, you gave her the $5 and then she allowed you to satisfy your hunger?

[Lightning McQueen]

I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.

I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

The English language is so open to interpretation that I'm a bit lost..........

So, you gave her the $5 and then she allowed you to satisfy your hunger?

I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.

[Booney]

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.

[Magellan]

I had a similar proposal stopping in at the deli near West Croydon Footy Club.

I was doing courier work at the time and it was a stinking hot day and I stopped to get get a pie and a coke.

Some whore stops me and says "Would you like a blowie for $10"

"I've only got a fiver and I'm hungry" I replied

"That will do then"

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

The English language is so open to interpretation that I'm a bit lost..........

So, you gave her the $5 and then she allowed you to satisfy your hunger?

I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.

Wonder if it was cornish?

[Lightning McQueen]

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.

Yeah, they hang out at the BP near the GJ road bridge.

[Lightning McQueen]

I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.

Wonder if it was cornish?

Probably some type of split bean.

[Booney]

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.

Yeah, they hang out at the BP near the GJ road bridge.

Towel on the outside mirror if required.

[Spargo]

Just about to head* back out there...

[amber_fluid]

Honestly, I'd been cruising around in my car all day, I would've been dropping my guts like a trooper and my nads would've been as sweaty as a fat lady's growler, how on earth could they do that?

Be a sweet treat compared to a line haul truckie who just lobbed from Sydney.

Yeah, they hang out at the BP near the GJ road bridge.

You seem to know where they all are.
Any others?
Asking for a friend.

[amber_fluid]

Just about to head* back out there...

There’s a few from SAFooty already there.

[PatowalongaPirate]

Just about to head* back out there...

With a $10 note...

[Lightning McQueen]

You seem to know where they all are.
Any others?
Asking for a friend.

Churchill Road, don't go north past the Churchill Centre though.

[Corona Man]

It looks like everyone voted for A in the poll then?

[Magellan]

I brought my pie despite her offering her pastie.

Wonder if it was cornish?

Probably some type of split bean.

I guess she put you off a custard tart.

[Brodlach]

So did Spargo end up with a different flagpole today?