What The F***

[amber_fluid]

Hey @amber_fluid, up to much on Monday?

I was busy but I’m free now…………

[amber_fluid]

If you can't go give ya mate a blowie on Mad Monday when can ya?

First year player, just trying to get ahead at the club…

There’ll be blokes on Mad Mondays after reading this, now looking out the corner of their eye at teammates

Just like in the pisser, look straight ahead and don’t deviate

[Booney]

Hey @amber_fluid, up to much on Monday?

I was busy but I’m free now…………

I'd check what role you're playing mate.

[amber_fluid]

Hey @amber_fluid, up to much on Monday?

I was busy but I’m free now…………

I'd check what role you're playing mate.

I’m just a team player.

[Booney]

What time we meeting?

[amber_fluid]

I thought all this stuff was reserved for camps not pubs.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I thought all this stuff was reserved for camps not pubs.

Camps...., pubs...... it's all the same these days

[Booney]

I thought all this stuff was reserved for camps not pubs.

I won't yell at you and call you names. I promise.

Unless you want me to.

[Lightning McQueen]

At a rough guess, the bloke in the Kathmandu jacket is an on-baller.

[Pseudo]

I thought all this stuff was reserved for camps not pubs.

I won't yell at you and call you names. I promise.

Unless you want me to.

That would be difficult with your mouth full...

[amber_fluid]

At a rough guess, the bloke in the Kathmandu jacket is an on-baller.

What about the Cats player spectating/looking on.
I thought that was for preliminary finals.

[Lightning McQueen]

At a rough guess, the bloke in the Kathmandu jacket is an on-baller.

What about the Cats player spectating/looking on.
I thought that was for preliminary finals.

Tryna decide which role he was gonna replace.

[Jimmy_041]

Whatever turns you on...............

Adelaide vet Marcus Wei Sheng Tan denies allegations in SA Civil and Administrative Tribunal, admits drinking dog semen

A vet has admitted he drank an animal’s semen but has denied other allegations – and he could now be banned from practising.

Brinley Duggan
September 7, 2022 - 6:29PM
The Messenger

A vet who practised at several South Australian surgeries has admitted to drinking an animal's semen amid allegations he also improperly touched several dogs on their vaginas and testicles.

Marcus Wei Sheng Tan faces disciplinary action through the SA Civil and Administrative Tribunal after the allegations were presented following a complaint by the state’s Veterinary Surgeons Board.

The complaint sheet, viewed by The Messenger, alleged Mr Tan was “guilty of unprofessional conduct” in delivering veterinary services on six separate times between September 2020 and May 2021.

Two of those grounds alleged Mr Tan ingested an animal’s semen.

Mr Tan’s filed response to the complaint sheet admitted ingesting semen on one of the occasions, but stated that in doing so he had not breached veterinary standards because it did not endanger the animal.

“The conduct … was intended to be private and was not intended to, and did not, harm, or put at risk of harm, any animal, in any way,” the response to the complaint sheet read.

Mr Tan is understood to have practised in artificial insemination and animal genetics.

Three separate allegations against Mr Tan accused him of inappropriately touching several animals.

The complaint sheet detailed the alleged touching on one occasion to have occurred after the artificial insemination of a labrador during which Mr Tan was accused of tweaking the dog’s nipples and tickling her vulva.

The complaint also alleged Mr Tan, over a sustained period of time, inserted “a finger or two” in female dogs’ vaginas prior to artificial insemination procedures while “pulling or flicking their nipples and slapping them”.

It was alleged Mr Tan also slapped and squeezed the testicles of male dogs while they awaited castration procedures.

A final allegation said Mr Tan “stuck four fingers and a thumb into (a dog’s) vagina and repeatedly pushed them in and out for about 20 seconds”.

The vet board in the complaint sheet said there was “no legitimate medical purpose” for any of the actions allegedly taken.

Aside from conceding he ingested “less than 0.1 cubic millimetres of animal semen from a syringe” on one occasion, Mr Tan denied all other allegations.

With the allegations yet to be subject to a hearing, Mr Tan was understood to still be practising as a veterinarian and he was still registered with the SA Veterinary Surgeons Board, who could not comment on the ongoing legal matter, with no imposed conditions.

“The Veterinary Surgeons Board of South Australia is unable to comment on the matter as it is the subject of proceedings before the South Australian Civil and Administrative Tribunal,” a spokesperson said.

Mr Tan and his legal team fought to have his name and the details of the allegations suppressed as it would harm his reputation both socially and professionally, a move resisted by lawyers for The Messenger.

Tribunal Senior Member Jacqui Rugless ruled the allegations were in the public interest and dismissed the application.

Mr Tan has been approached for comment.

[Lightning McQueen]

Whatever turns you on...............

Adelaide vet Marcus Wei Sheng Tan denies allegations in SA Civil and Administrative Tribunal, admits drinking dog semen

A vet has admitted he drank an animal’s semen but has denied other allegations – and he could now be banned from practising.

Brinley Duggan
September 7, 2022 - 6:29PM
The Messenger

A vet who practised at several South Australian surgeries has admitted to drinking an animal's semen amid allegations he also improperly touched several dogs on their vaginas and testicles.

Marcus Wei Sheng Tan faces disciplinary action through the SA Civil and Administrative Tribunal after the allegations were presented following a complaint by the state’s Veterinary Surgeons Board.

The complaint sheet, viewed by The Messenger, alleged Mr Tan was “guilty of unprofessional conduct” in delivering veterinary services on six separate times between September 2020 and May 2021.

Two of those grounds alleged Mr Tan ingested an animal’s semen.

Mr Tan’s filed response to the complaint sheet admitted ingesting semen on one of the occasions, but stated that in doing so he had not breached veterinary standards because it did not endanger the animal.

“The conduct … was intended to be private and was not intended to, and did not, harm, or put at risk of harm, any animal, in any way,” the response to the complaint sheet read.

Mr Tan is understood to have practised in artificial insemination and animal genetics.

Three separate allegations against Mr Tan accused him of inappropriately touching several animals.

The complaint sheet detailed the alleged touching on one occasion to have occurred after the artificial insemination of a labrador during which Mr Tan was accused of tweaking the dog’s nipples and tickling her vulva.

The complaint also alleged Mr Tan, over a sustained period of time, inserted “a finger or two” in female dogs’ vaginas prior to artificial insemination procedures while “pulling or flicking their nipples and slapping them”.

It was alleged Mr Tan also slapped and squeezed the testicles of male dogs while they awaited castration procedures.

A final allegation said Mr Tan “stuck four fingers and a thumb into (a dog’s) vagina and repeatedly pushed them in and out for about 20 seconds”.

The vet board in the complaint sheet said there was “no legitimate medical purpose” for any of the actions allegedly taken.

Aside from conceding he ingested “less than 0.1 cubic millimetres of animal semen from a syringe” on one occasion, Mr Tan denied all other allegations.

With the allegations yet to be subject to a hearing, Mr Tan was understood to still be practising as a veterinarian and he was still registered with the SA Veterinary Surgeons Board, who could not comment on the ongoing legal matter, with no imposed conditions.

“The Veterinary Surgeons Board of South Australia is unable to comment on the matter as it is the subject of proceedings before the South Australian Civil and Administrative Tribunal,” a spokesperson said.

Mr Tan and his legal team fought to have his name and the details of the allegations suppressed as it would harm his reputation both socially and professionally, a move resisted by lawyers for The Messenger.

Tribunal Senior Member Jacqui Rugless ruled the allegations were in the public interest and dismissed the application.

Mr Tan has been approached for comment.

A bit ruff

[Booney]

He's not a good boy.

[amber_fluid]

Bend over, Rover!

[Spargo]

Probably likes being in the doghouse with the missus.

[Lightning McQueen]

I hope he patted him first.

[Brodlach]

Certainly likes to do it doggy style

[Jimmy_041]

I hope he patted him first.

Sort of

It was alleged Mr Tan also slapped and squeezed the testicles of male dogs while they awaited castration procedures.