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Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday

Brodlach wrote:Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday

Bulldogs fan.

Brodlach wrote:Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday

The death penalty should be brought in for that.

Heard a commotion out front so looked through the window... there are four ducks having a gang-bang (three on one; basically a ducky gang rape) right on the front doorstep.

Pseudo wrote:Heard a commotion out front so looked through the window... there are four ducks having a gang-bang (three on one; basically a ducky gang rape) right on the front doorstep.

Poor thing, I bet she had a sore quack afterwards.

Armchair expert wrote:

Spargo wrote:Coke No Sugar changing taste, why???
It’s now f#cking horrible.

Curiosity got the best of me, its flat and shit

It tastes like they’ve added ginger & cloves.
I got a heap of the old stock yesterday & will be on the hunt again tomorrow.

Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.

Wedgie wrote:

Brodlach wrote:Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday

The death penalty should be brought in for that.

If they find the need to mow their lawn at 6.40 Sunday morning, I think they're dead inside already

WTF just flew along the coast at semaphore??? Thought the Chinese were about to attack???
Interrupted my peaceful lunch break

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:WTF just flew along the coast at semaphore??? Thought the Chinese were about to attack???
Interrupted my peaceful lunch break

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Did your 5G implant pick it up?

Jimmy_041 wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:WTF just flew along the coast at semaphore??? Thought the Chinese were about to attack???
Interrupted my peaceful lunch break

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Did your 5G implant pick it up?

Nah the implants picked up the Chinese War , I mean container ships though

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You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.

Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.

I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.

amber_fluid wrote:

Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.

I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.

You need the dual purpose Pfizer for that

Jimmy_041 wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.

I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.

You need the dual purpose Pfizer for that

Oh I see……… I got the AZ jab and I think it’s shrunk!

amber_fluid wrote:

Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.

I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.

You don't get a bigger dick, you become a bigger dick.

#cross

Cruising along Port Wakefield Road doing about 92-93 when a car pulls across into the right lane doing around 80 then hits the skids as the lights went orange causing me to lock my car up stopping about an inch short of them.

I thought it was a bloke wearing a hi-vis shirt so I went to get out to say good morning to them but them realized it was a woman so I had to just sit there shaking my head.

There are f***** idiots on there every day, the amount that do that in front of trucks is astounding.

whufc wrote:Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.

I've always preferred Pepsi Max...

Psyber wrote:

whufc wrote:Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.

I've always preferred Pepsi Max...

His name is Ben

Dover?