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Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 5:28 pm
by stampy
Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs



WTF.....

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:00 am
by Lightning McQueen
Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs

There's only one good thing about women during pregnancy and their state of mind isn't it.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:10 am
by woodublieve12
that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:25 am
by Spargo
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"


:shock:

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:28 am
by woodublieve12
Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"


:shock:

apparently she doesn't understand why it pissed me off... i shouldn't have reacted but who honestly speaks like that???

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:32 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

She said it the wrong way around.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:33 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"


:shock:

apparently she doesn't understand why it pissed me off... i shouldn't have reacted but who honestly speaks like that???


She was trying to get a razz out of you mate, just laugh next time and say "snap".

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:49 am
by Brodlach
That’s an odd thing to say to even your best mate

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:50 am
by Brodlach
Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:55 am
by Spargo
Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire


That’s a serious upgrade to the mask she probably wears...

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:01 am
by Alaska
Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire


How did you know she was Asian if she had a full helmet on? running style??

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:02 am
by stan
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"
That's defiantly different. Brush it off mate as the others said she is just out for a rise in you.

You could have responded with "that's odd I don't remember you having one"

Although you are better than us mate lol

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:04 am
by stan
Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs
Bloody he'll that's definitely a WTF indeed.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:05 am
by Brodlach
Alaska wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire


How did you know she was Asian if she had a full helmet on? running style??

Stopped at the traffic lights, she caught up and I could see her face

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:08 am
by Brodlach
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"


You haven’t written that somewhere as a joke or said it in earshot of one of her friends?

It’s just a very specific thing to say to get a rise

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:11 am
by Lightning McQueen
Alaska wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire


How did you know she was Asian if she had a full helmet on? running style??


She sounded Asian when he tackled her

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:41 am
by woodublieve12
Brodlach wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"


You haven’t written that somewhere as a joke or said it in earshot of one of her friends?

It’s just a very specific thing to say to get a rise

nah mate... she thinks when i was asking if she had plans that i was implying what she was doin :-??

i am more pissed of it let it bother me... Sorta ruined my night with my girls last night...

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:59 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:nah mate... she thinks when i was asking if she had plans that i was implying what she was doin :-??

i am more pissed of it let it bother me... Sorta ruined my night with my girls last night...


Too right, you'll never get anywhere thinking like that, go bang a hot random, you'll feel better with a good empty.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:00 am
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs

There's only one good thing about women during pregnancy and their state of mind isn't it.

Being designated driver for nine months?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:Being designated driver for nine months?

Sorry, two now.