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Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:36 pm
by Magellan
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Magellan wrote:The bottom of the SA Footy homepage says that '[the] Most users ever online was 1857 on Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:27 am.'

That's very early this morning. 1857 users? WTF?

We all logged in, so we could get update about Coronas virus

If it's not in the SA Footy coronavirus thread, it's not worth knowing about.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:03 pm
by Spargo
North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:06 pm
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

And.......

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:08 pm
by The Bedge
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...

Sorry bro, I was going to pay you back next dole cheque! :(

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:12 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...


I reckon I posted in here that I seen a dude pick up a coffee cup out of the bin there and tip whatever remnants he could get out of it into his gullet.

So you're a bit lighter now? Was it busy heading back into town?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:35 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...


Since no one else has asked, what’d she look like?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:44 pm
by Brodlach
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...


Since no one else has asked, what’d she look like?


Are you going to Northpark with a pocketful of change?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:45 pm
by amber_fluid
Brodlach wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:North Park shopping centre/ Sefton Plaza
We’ve had a bit of a condensing of work so I’m venturing out here every afternoon
In two weeks I’ve been asked for money (3 times), smokes, a light, pills & dope. My favourite though was the woman, mid 50’s who asked if I was heading back into town. She didn’t have money for the bus so wanted to know if we could “come to some sort of arrangement”...


Since no one else has asked, what’d she look like?


Are you going to Northpark with a pocketful of change?


Depends on his answer..............

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:50 pm
by Corona Man
Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:53 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:57 pm
by The Bedge
Many moons ago when I was young and naïve, was sitting at the lights near Grand Junction Rd and some young chick opened my door and hit me up for a lift "just up the road", bit stunned and not thinking I was like ah yeah whatever.

Drove her up the road, asked where I was dropping her off.. then I was hit with the reality she was in pursuit of money for services rendered, meth.. or both. :lol:

Sorry champ, get out my car, k thanks bye. :oops:

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:58 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Bragger

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:59 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:Many moons ago when I was young and naïve, was sitting at the lights near Grand Junction Rd and some young chick opened my door and hit me up for a lift "just up the road", bit stunned and not thinking I was like ah yeah whatever.

Drove her up the road, asked where I was dropping her off.. then I was hit with the reality she was in pursuit of money for services rendered, meth.. or both. :lol:

Sorry champ, get out my car, k thanks bye. :oops:


I’m not buying the last line..........

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:00 pm
by Trader
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Time for a poll.... did Spargo

A. Accept the ofer and negotiate the arrangements
B. Politely decline
C. Exchange details for another time

Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Bragger


Not really, don't forget that includes 18 minutes for the drive into the city.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:01 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Give him twenty minutes, he's busy.

Bragger

Backstreet parking is hard to find.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:02 pm
by Dutchy
Well it has been an hour since the post........

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:04 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:Well it has been an hour since the post........



Ding ding, round 2.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:08 pm
by Dutchy
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Well it has been an hour since the post........



Ding ding, round 2.


2 shots on goal you reckon?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:09 pm
by Brodlach
Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Well it has been an hour since the post........



Ding ding, round 2.


2 shots on goal you reckon?


Probably still has a hard on from the Grand Final last October

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:16 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:
2 shots on goal you reckon?

Need a good 20 minutes and a cigarette to load up again.