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Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:19 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:Work Xmas show @ Pirate Life tonight.
The real reason you jumped ship.. [emoji481][emoji481][emoji481][emoji481]better Xmas Parties

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Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:19 am
by mighty_tiger_79
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Work Xmas show @ Pirate Life tonight.


I had mine last night...always suspected one of my new workers was a pig and a cheap skate. so comes time to order the meal, and there was shared plates of entrees and then you order a main and desert. This guy was not satisfied with the shared entree, so ordered two mains, and two deserts for himself only.


He won't be popular in the office moving forward

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Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:21 am
by MW
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Work Xmas show @ Pirate Life tonight.


I had mine last night...always suspected one of my new workers was a pig and a cheap skate. so comes time to order the meal, and there was shared plates of entrees and then you order a main and desert. This guy was not satisfied with the shared entree, so ordered two mains, and two deserts for himself only.


He won't be popular in the office moving forward

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We get a lot of food through our department through product testing...i kid you not if you don't get into the kitchen in time, he plates the whole lot up and takes it to his desk and sits there for 30 minutes gouging it.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:00 am
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Work Xmas show @ Pirate Life tonight.


I had mine last night...always suspected one of my new workers was a pig and a cheap skate. so comes time to order the meal, and there was shared plates of entrees and then you order a main and desert. This guy was not satisfied with the shared entree, so ordered two mains, and two deserts for himself only.

Then this morning we have a room full of gifts for employee children as part of the social club - he has no children - and upon seeing the room full of gifts kindly offered to take them all off my hands and take them home to use for whoever he wants as gifts.


Some people hey? We have a few.

We had a heap of prawns leftover after Christmas lunch last year, one chick grabbed the whole lot, must've been 5+ kilo, I asked for some and she gave me 6. Perusing FB later that evening there she had a post of her hosting a Christmas Eve show with a shitload of prawns on the table for guests.

We received a big box of mangoes from Darwin, one dude filled his boot with them, probably pulled up on Port Wakefield Road and sold them.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:28 pm
by amber_fluid
MW wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Work Xmas show @ Pirate Life tonight.


I had mine last night...always suspected one of my new workers was a pig and a cheap skate. so comes time to order the meal, and there was shared plates of entrees and then you order a main and desert. This guy was not satisfied with the shared entree, so ordered two mains, and two deserts for himself only.


He won't be popular in the office moving forward

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We get a lot of food through our department through product testing...i kid you not if you don't get into the kitchen in time, he plates the whole lot up and takes it to his desk and sits there for 30 minutes gouging it.


Sorry!

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:39 pm
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Work Xmas show @ Pirate Life tonight.


I had mine last night...always suspected one of my new workers was a pig and a cheap skate. so comes time to order the meal, and there was shared plates of entrees and then you order a main and desert. This guy was not satisfied with the shared entree, so ordered two mains, and two deserts for himself only.


He won't be popular in the office moving forward

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We get a lot of food through our department through product testing...i kid you not if you don't get into the kitchen in time, he plates the whole lot up and takes it to his desk and sits there for 30 minutes gouging it.


I'd love to work there, I'd play nicely :lol:

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:41 pm
by MW
seriously not good for the waist line!

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:46 pm
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:seriously not good for the waist line!

Na, I just like hanging shit on arrogant wankers.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:49 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:seriously not good for the waist line!

Na, I just like hanging shit on arrogant wankers.

When we have Friday lunches we get 1.25LT coke and a 1.25LT coke zero between about 10-15 of us, one stem head tried bringing his own glass once, it was at least 500ML and he filled it to the brim.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:51 pm
by MW
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:seriously not good for the waist line!

Na, I just like hanging shit on arrogant wankers.

When we have Friday lunches we get 1.25LT coke and a 1.25LT coke zero between about 10-15 of us, one stem head tried bringing his own glass once, it was at least 500ML and he filled it to the brim.


i don't get these people.
he's been the laughing stock all day after last nights escapades...

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:00 pm
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:i don't get these people.
he's been the laughing stock all day after last nights escapades...

I know, I've often been a bit sheepish coming in on the Monday after a work show, for totally different reasons though, it's even funnier when no one even mentions the show as they too are hoping they didn't stuff up.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:47 pm
by Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:seriously not good for the waist line!

Na, I just like hanging shit on arrogant wankers.

When we have Friday lunches we get 1.25LT coke and a 1.25LT coke zero between about 10-15 of us, one stem head tried bringing his own glass once, it was at least 500ML and he filled it to the brim.


Stem head :lol: My mate says that all the time, I thought he was the only one.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:56 pm
by amber_fluid
Vamos wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:seriously not good for the waist line!

Na, I just like hanging shit on arrogant wankers.

When we have Friday lunches we get 1.25LT coke and a 1.25LT coke zero between about 10-15 of us, one stem head tried bringing his own glass once, it was at least 500ML and he filled it to the brim.


Stem head :lol: My mate says that all the time, I thought he was the only one.


SteamBoat?

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:00 pm
by Vamos
You got it.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:51 am
by Corona Man
Collecting a few nicely aged bottles of red very soon..

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:55 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Corona Man wrote:Collecting a few nicely aged bottles of red very soon..
63 grange

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Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:06 am
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:Collecting a few nicely aged bottles of red very soon..

Me too, just waiting for the neighbours to go away for the Christmas vacation.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:10 am
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Collecting a few nicely aged bottles of red very soon..

Me too, just waiting for the neighbours to go away for the Christmas vacation.


thought you lived out my way?

more likely to be a few bottles of Jacks or Beam...

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:
thought you lived out my way?

more likely to be a few bottles of Jacks or Beam...

Woodstock long necks.

I'm actually in a half decent spot it seems, my neighbours seem well off and most of the houses are very well presented, there's a car two houses down that is probably worth more than the house.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:15 am
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:
thought you lived out my way?

more likely to be a few bottles of Jacks or Beam...

Woodstock long necks.

I'm actually in a half decent spot it seems, my neighbours seem well off and most of the houses are very well presented, there's a car two houses down that is probably worth more than the house.


in that case ill come give you a hand :lol: