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Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:22 pm
by Spargo
The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:42 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)


F*cking couriers hey mate?

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:18 pm
by Spargo
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)


F*cking couriers hey mate?

You’re preaching to the converted…

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 4:12 pm
by locky801
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)


Yes but what language is it written in :shock:

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 5:04 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 5:52 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Think it's been buried...

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 6:02 pm
by Footy Chick
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Think it's been buried...


Imagine someone digging that up in 100 years :lol:

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 8:44 pm
by Spargo
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:The mess my dog will have made of a parcel left in a “safe place” despite the sender telling the delivery company not to leave it if no one was home and the fact we have a sign right next to the bell on our gate clearly saying don’t leave any deliveries under any circumstances ](*,)

Is the rainbow coloured dildo still in tact?

Think it's been buried...

Earlier than hoped…

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 8:32 am
by Corona Man
Having all of next week off work. They make us take Monday off before Cup day, so I said stuff it, I will take the entire week.

Heading to Adelaide Sat morning. Watch the lad's cricket, while punting. Golf Sunday, fly back Sunday night.

Monday recovery, before Cup day Tuesday, Golf on Wednesday at Club Mandalay, Punting at my local pub Thursday for Oaks day. Golf again Friday.

Back to work after that for a rest.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:10 pm
by Corona Man
A very very cold beer in about 45 minutes from now.

I can hear it calling my name..

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 12:32 pm
by Corona Man
Gravy Day

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 12:44 pm
by wenchbarwer
Corona Man wrote:Gravy Day


"And now they're ringing the last bells"


Proud dad moment, 13 year old added it to her Xmas Mix the other day.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 12:45 pm
by Booney
Awful song.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 12:49 pm
by wenchbarwer
Booney wrote:Awful song.


Wrong thread, "Things that give you the sh1ts" is that way :arrow:

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:10 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:Awful song.

Unaustralian

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:10 pm
by Corona Man
Booney wrote:Awful song.

Its way better than Horses!

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:22 pm
by Booney
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Awful song.

Its way better than Horses!


Just.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:33 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Awful song.

Its way better than Horses!


Just.

What about a rendition from Crowded House?

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:36 pm
by Booney
I'd rather spend Xmas in Gaza.

Re: Things that you are looking forward to

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:37 pm
by wenchbarwer
Booney wrote:I'd rather spend Xmas in Gaza.


I'd rather spend 6 months in a leaky boat