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The best/worst headlines

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:57 am

We all see them when scouring our favorite supplier of news/information. Share them.
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:57 am

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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:13 pm

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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:39 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:39 pm

Should just put a link to the NT news in here.
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby Pseudo » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:41 pm

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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:44 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?


Isn't it obvious? The one who just got a fresh set of cans.
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby Corona Man » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:59 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?


Isn't it obvious? The one who just got a fresh set of cans.

I’d say they both got a fresh set of cans.
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:00 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Image


Which one won the money?


Isn't it obvious? The one who just got a fresh set of cans.


He’s probably a nice guy.
Looks aren’t everything
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:03 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
He’s probably a nice guy.
Looks aren’t everything

Poor bugger wouldn't even know if he had a big willy or not.
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:07 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
He’s probably a nice guy.
Looks aren’t everything

Poor bugger wouldn't even know if he had a big willy or not.


I’m sure it’s bigger after meeting her.
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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby redden whites » Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:35 pm

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Re: The best/worst headlines

Postby nwdfanparade » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:47 pm

In 1959 Liberace took the English newspaper (for want of a better description) the Daily Mirror to court for libel for describing him as a "…the summit of sex—the pinnacle of masculine, feminine and neuter. Everything that he, she and it can ever want… a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love", basically describing him as a homosexual. Surprisingly, Liberace won the case and was awarded 8,000 pounds. When he died from complications due to being HIV positive the Daily Mirror supposedly ran the headline, "Can we have our money back?"
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