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Postby gazzamagoo » Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:53 am

Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby am Bays » Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:59 am

1990 GF, 2009 2nd Semi, 2009 PF....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Wedgie » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:01 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?

Yeah, a few Grand Final losses.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:03 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


The trick is not to laugh.

Not that it happened to me but I reckon the ole sparkler in the dick hole would trump that.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby gazzamagoo » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:03 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


The trick is not to laugh.

Not that it happened to me but I reckon the ole sparkler in the dick hole would trump that.

No it doesn't. :D
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:06 pm

Slipped disc in the back is the worse I’ve experienced.
You literally can’t move.
And Endone does nothing for extreme pain
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby whufc » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:06 pm

Have broken my ribs three times , broken every finger, over 100 stitches in my life, having a bulging disc that flairs up but nothing compares to the pain of my initial shoulder dislocation.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:07 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


The trick is not to laugh.

Not that it happened to me but I reckon the ole sparkler in the dick hole would trump that.


Sparkler in the dick hole?
Say what!
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Spargo » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:08 pm

Having my back waxed.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:08 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


The trick is not to laugh.

Not that it happened to me but I reckon the ole sparkler in the dick hole would trump that.

No it doesn't. :D

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:09 pm

gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


Married twice, I think you deserve it! ;)


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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:10 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


The trick is not to laugh.

Not that it happened to me but I reckon the ole sparkler in the dick hole would trump that.


Sparkler in the dick hole?
Say what!


Snowtown murderers pre-death torture...........bbbrrrrrrrrr.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:Spent 8 hours in the RAH yesterday,
I've torn the intercostal muscles & cracked a rib on the left hand rib cage.
I've been hit by a car, kicked in the nuts, broken fingers & toes, had a biopsy & was married twice but I've got to say, anything to do with the ribs has got to be the worst bloody pain out there, especially when you cough or sneeze, and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from swallowing copious amounts of Endone),
anyone experienced anything as or more painful?


The trick is not to laugh.

Not that it happened to me but I reckon the ole sparkler in the dick hole would trump that.


Sparkler in the dick hole?
Say what!


Snowtown murderers pre-death torture...........bbbrrrrrrrrr.



I read a fair bit about the Snowtown murders but didn’t know that.
That’s Von Einem like.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:13 pm

Spargo wrote:Having my back waxed.

I'm a pretty hairy sort of bloke so as a fund raiser a few years back our cricket club set up a fundraiser for people to buy wax strips to de-hair me, we had a professional in there assisting but when you get a drunk unit come and tear one off slowly across the nipple it can get the eyes watering, blood instantly pissed out and the dude ran straight outside and across the oval.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:15 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having my back waxed.

I'm a pretty hairy sort of bloke so as a fund raiser a few years back our cricket club set up a fundraiser for people to buy wax strips to de-hair me, we had a professional in there assisting but when you get a drunk unit come and tear one off slowly across the nipple it can get the eyes watering, blood instantly pissed out and the dude ran straight outside and across the oval.


You’ve got nipples on your back?
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby MW » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:26 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Slipped disc in the back is the worse I’ve experienced.
You literally can’t move.
And Endone does nothing for extreme pain


This. I did this in the back corner of my yard cleaning the pool, and it took me 30 minutes to get to the back door from 15m away. Excruciating.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:33 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Snowtown murderers pre-death torture...........bbbrrrrrrrrr.



I read a fair bit about the Snowtown murders but didn’t know that.
That’s Von Einem like.


I knew one of the victims and one of those charged.

The movie was filmed in a house I used to rent, it was pretty trippy trying to work out what looked so familiar.

The main chick in the movie got her role because one of the casting crew seen her at the shop going off at her kid.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:34 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Having my back waxed.

I'm a pretty hairy sort of bloke so as a fund raiser a few years back our cricket club set up a fundraiser for people to buy wax strips to de-hair me, we had a professional in there assisting but when you get a drunk unit come and tear one off slowly across the nipple it can get the eyes watering, blood instantly pissed out and the dude ran straight outside and across the oval.


You’ve got nipples on your back?


Dunno, no matter how quickly I turn around I can never really see.
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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:35 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Snowtown murderers pre-death torture...........bbbrrrrrrrrr.



I read a fair bit about the Snowtown murders but didn’t know that.
That’s Von Einem like.


I knew one of the victims and one of those charged.

The movie was filmed in a house I used to rent, it was pretty trippy trying to work out what looked so familiar.

The main chick in the movie got her role because one of the casting crew seen her at the shop going off at her kid.



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Re: Most painful thing ever

Postby mal » Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:44 pm

Worst pain for me

Kidney Stones [ once] was about to be operated on, but pissed it out just before surgery
Gout-
Back
Intercostal



Ive done the intercostal 3 times playing cricket
As gazzagroundedmagoo has posted, the simple things like coughing laughing farting can cause grief

Gaz Ive mildly strained that muscle many times as well
What works for me for minor strains is to ice up the area ASAP

The other thing that might help is to place pillows either side of your body in bed to reduce side movements during the night
I actually put heavy books on the pillows for rigidity

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