MCDONALDS what next Punk ?
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:07 pmWhat are they up to.
For years they relied on junk food sales, but with all the hysteria on healthy
living in the press and the media the doyen of junk industries have seemingly
changed their philosophies.
Mcsalads
Mccafes
and wait for the lastest innovation.
Advertiser sales
Bread sales
Milk sales
Yes now you can buy the Mcpaper look at the race fields, have
Mcbreakfast there, have a Mccoffee, and then buy Mcmilk + Mcbread.
Whats going on ?
Are they beginning to re-nig on thier junk sales.
Are they Mcpanicking.
McMAL is astounded by the about face.
Evey Deli,Service Station and Supermarket or food retailer has been put on
notice that the king of junkfood is trying to create new strategics and a new image.
And I know you want more......
Yes wait for it coming soon......
.....Mcmicrowave dinners to be purchased from your 'Mcwearetryinganything' store.
Expect this line to be in around the start of 2007.
Our resident Safooty Mcsledger the Mighty Punk will be furious.
What next ?
Mcservice stations
Mcpostoffices
Mcpizzas
Mcnewsagencies
Mcbutchers
Mcchemists
And then just to top it of Mcworld will open up in thier shops :
McTAB's
Sorry Mcdonalds you tricked my kid when she was 5 with your toys
for every kids meal but you wont trick Punk or MAL.
For years they relied on junk food sales, but with all the hysteria on healthy
living in the press and the media the doyen of junk industries have seemingly
changed their philosophies.
Mcsalads
Mccafes
and wait for the lastest innovation.
Advertiser sales
Bread sales
Milk sales
Yes now you can buy the Mcpaper look at the race fields, have
Mcbreakfast there, have a Mccoffee, and then buy Mcmilk + Mcbread.
Whats going on ?
Are they beginning to re-nig on thier junk sales.
Are they Mcpanicking.
McMAL is astounded by the about face.
Evey Deli,Service Station and Supermarket or food retailer has been put on
notice that the king of junkfood is trying to create new strategics and a new image.
And I know you want more......
Yes wait for it coming soon......
.....Mcmicrowave dinners to be purchased from your 'Mcwearetryinganything' store.
Expect this line to be in around the start of 2007.
Our resident Safooty Mcsledger the Mighty Punk will be furious.
What next ?
Mcservice stations
Mcpostoffices
Mcpizzas
Mcnewsagencies
Mcbutchers
Mcchemists
And then just to top it of Mcworld will open up in thier shops :
McTAB's
Sorry Mcdonalds you tricked my kid when she was 5 with your toys
for every kids meal but you wont trick Punk or MAL.
