Worst Pizza on Earth

Tonight I had the worst pizza on earth.
Now Pedro's normally do fantastic work, so I thought I'd try their "Gourmet Chicken"- if anyone can show me where the chicken is on it, I'd be thrillled.
You pay extra for these pizzas, I'd expect nice thick pieces of roast chicken, thick cut mushroom, garlic, tomato on top in nice slices- pretty much like the picture in their brochure...
What I got was a kamikaze effort at best.
Was wondering whether they even put chicken salt on it.
So I'm giving their gourmet range the arse.
Now Pedro's normally do fantastic work, so I thought I'd try their "Gourmet Chicken"- if anyone can show me where the chicken is on it, I'd be thrillled.
You pay extra for these pizzas, I'd expect nice thick pieces of roast chicken, thick cut mushroom, garlic, tomato on top in nice slices- pretty much like the picture in their brochure...
What I got was a kamikaze effort at best.
Was wondering whether they even put chicken salt on it.
So I'm giving their gourmet range the arse.