Sydney - stick it up your arse

[Rik E Boy]

Greetings viewers, REB ere just back from is NSW holiday.

Went to visit my mate Bog in Sydney and it was my first visit to my home town in over 30 years. I reckon it will be another 30 years before I go back there too just quietly. Sydney is so far up it's own arse it's laughable....

TRAFFIC. Line up line up folks, forget about getting anywhere quickly by car, forget about finding a park and forget about not having arseholes cutting you off or blasting you with their horns because you dare to travel by the speed limit. Get ****** the lot of you..bunch of rude pricks.

LIVING LA VIDA BROKA. Bog lives in Balmain and pays 450 bucks a week to live in a 'upstairs/downstairs' closet, a two bedroom place, that had a wooden staircase with no railings that I nearly killed myself on because I was pissed as a newt. If he goes out to his backyard for a piss it splashes back on to him and it's not because he is hung like a horse. You're ******* kidding aren't you?

SYDNEYWOOD. You reckon the Adverstiser is crap. You should 'read' the 'Telegraph'. The whole time I was there the front pages were devoted to some slutty socialite covering for a judge with a speeding ticket, Bindy Irwin and Lara Bingle and Jennifer Hawkins. Apparently a war veteran got his head cut off in Armidale but I didn't read about that until I got my hands on the Illawarra Mercury. What a joke.

A BEAT UP NOT IN THE TELEGRAPH. Well, it could be anywhere in Sydney's streets. In the week and a half there was a bloke getting stabbed in the street in front of his restaraunt, a huge gang fight between two families and various other beatings and beltings that were squeezed in between the latest picture of Jennifer Hawkins with her arse haning out. Sydney has a police to citizen ratio of 2.18. New York (zero tolerance since 1994) has a ratio of over 5 officers per citizen. You do the math....or get out of town if you can't.

PAINT THE TOWN RED. I can't believe that this city hosted the Olympics just seven years ago. Sydney looks like a tired old whore that is sadly in need of a lick of paint..or a lick of something. People are too tired, too busy and too fargen arrogant to realise that they are trapped like rats in an over-priced overrated shithole.

However, all is not lost if you go to NSW. I can highly recommend the Blue Mountains, the Southern Highlands (Bowral and Mittagong), Husskison and the South Coast, Coffs Harbour and Ballina. NSW has some of the most beautiful country in Australia, but if you do go to New South..give old Sydney town a wide berth.

Sydney is so far behind Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth and Brisbane that it is not funny. Why is Sydney called the 'Rat Race'?, because four million rats live there...

regards,

REB

[zipzap]

GOLD REB!

All my wife's siblings live the 'high life' in Sydney. I never understand why. One just paid, sorry borrowed, half a mil for a tiny 2 or 3 bedroom cottage in the sticks. People that move to Sydney and then spit on Adelaide make me sick

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

Not to mention that knobhead dwarf with a comb-over, bushy eyebrows, wearing a Wallabies Tracky living in Kirribilli House!

[Rik E Boy]

Not to mention that knobhead dwarf with a comb-over, bushy eyebrows, wearing a Wallabies Tracky living in Kirribilli House!

Now that's GOLD!

regards,

REB

[CENTURION]

Yeah, when I sailed past, he didn't flash his porch light on & off for me!

[MW]

Sydney has got great poon though

[Rik E Boy]

Sydney has got great poon though

As does every capital city

regards,

REB

[PhilG]

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[CENTURION]

Great place to visit, wouldn't wanna live there but.

[Pseudo]

People that move to Sydney and then spit on Adelaide make me sick

That's what I like about Sydney. It attracts all the dickheads in Adelaide. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[CENTURION]

The good thing about Sydney is that there is a lot to see & do.

[heater31]

SYDNEYWOOD. You reckon the Adverstiser is crap. You should 'read' the 'Telegraph'. The whole time I was there the front pages were devoted to some slutty socialite covering for a judge with a speeding ticket, Bindy Irwin and Lara Bingle and Jennifer Hawkins. Apparently a war veteran got his head cut off in Armidale but I didn't read about that until I got my hands on the Illawarra Mercury. What a joke.

If you reckon the telegraph is crap then you should read the local Hobart rag like i did for a week..... seriously I finished reading the paper in less than a minute and then didnt have enough paper to wipe my ar*e. Lara Bingle was in the first 5 pages almost every day

[Wedgie]

I like the Northern Territory paper, had about a 10 page liftout on a North game alone when I was up there plus extra pages on Saturday and Sunday!

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

heading to Sydney this sunday actually, to Gosford for an Adelaide United game, and Gosford is really quite nice.
I really dont mind Sydney that much, its certainly alot nicer than Melbourne no matter how you look at it IMO.

[Wedgie]

heading to Sydney this sunday actually, to Gosford for an Adelaide United game, and Gosford is really quite nice.
I really dont mind Sydney that much, its certainly alot nicer than Melbourne no matter how you look at it IMO.

Must disagree, I love Melbourne but hate Sydney. I could probably easily live anywhere in Australia BUT Sydney.

[CENTURION]

Yeah, starting to really like Melbourne. Lots to do there as well. If we had a decent waterway running through Adelaide, we would have the same appeal as Sydney & Melbourne but, well, we have the Torrens.

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

heading to Sydney this sunday actually, to Gosford for an Adelaide United game, and Gosford is really quite nice.
I really dont mind Sydney that much, its certainly alot nicer than Melbourne no matter how you look at it IMO.

Must disagree, I love Melbourne but hate Sydney. I could probably easily live anywhere in Australia BUT Sydney.

yeah i do enjoy Sydney for a day or 2, dont know that i would like to live there though, i do love the lifestyle in Queensland though, i could get used to it there very easily.
i just find Melbourne fairly boring, when you go there 3 or more times year, i always find myself counting down the hours till whatever im there for starts, always look foward to leaving.

In terms of nightlife, Brisbane (Fortitute Valley) is very good, Sydney is also, just the fact that pretty much everywhere is open every night of the week. pitty you cant find a pub open before 2pm on a Sunday.
Adelaide certainly has the best set out for pubs and clubs, just 1 long stretch in the city.

[Wedgie]

heading to Sydney this sunday actually, to Gosford for an Adelaide United game, and Gosford is really quite nice.
I really dont mind Sydney that much, its certainly alot nicer than Melbourne no matter how you look at it IMO.

Must disagree, I love Melbourne but hate Sydney. I could probably easily live anywhere in Australia BUT Sydney.

yeah i do enjoy Sydney for a day or 2, dont know that i would like to live there though, i do love the lifestyle in Queensland though, i could get used to it there very easily.
i just find Melbourne fairly boring, when you go there 3 or more times year, i always find myself counting down the hours till whatever im there for starts, always look foward to leaving.

In terms of nightlife, Brisbane (Fortitute Valley) is very good, Sydney is also, just the fact that pretty much everywhere is open every night of the week. pitty you cant find a pub open before 2pm on a Sunday.
Adelaide certainly has the best set out for pubs and clubs, just 1 long stretch in the city.

If you think Melbourne is boring or that Adleaide has a better set of pubs and clubs you are looking in the wrong place my friend.
The Valley in Bris has nothing on Melbourne's nightlife, but I do agree that I like Brissy and Qld, I could easily live there, I love it, but nightlife compared to Melbourne is nothing.
You need to get some of your Victorian friends to show you around mate or go with some more interesting people!

Probably also depends what you're after, if you're after gay establishments or RSLs then Sydney would be the place to go!

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

havent really been out to pubs & clubs in Melbourne, just Sydney Brisbane and Adelaide, probably go out in Melbourne once im actually 18.
Adelaide is pretty boring for nightlife, but the set out (Rundle and Hindley) most in one section, is really good.
Gosford RSL is awesome.

[Punk Rooster]

I love going to Melbourne at least once a year- sensational place.
Would only live there instead of Adelaide, nowhere else.